Happy 90th birthday Opa Wim love Danny Welbeck!
Id give my left testicle for Paddy Evra to score a 93rd offside winner against the vermin tomorrow. #champions
Feed the Ox and he will score
Phil Jones is seriously immense!
I'm surprised Busquets is playing to tonight with the big awards ceremony on later.
Evans for Vidic like trading a Ferrari for a Lada!
Let me get this right Kenneth's big 3 signings totalling £75 million are deemed not good enough to start. Amazing
Happy birthday Bob Marley. #onelove #legend
@piersmorgan Have some of that ya twat. Haha
Love Gazza but would rather be castrated without medication than watch that twat @piersmorgan
Sessignon deserved to be sent off but Tiote deserves a Oscar
Great display by England to win the 20/20 series. #mightymightyengland #worldchampions
@themichaelowen I think you would score a bag full with Xavi and Iniesta behind you Michael. Judge Messi when he doesn't have them two.
Boom Boomed!!! Nice work England. #silenceindubai #mightymightyengland
Even by Arsenals standards season over before the clocks go forward is piss poor. #haha #WengerNOSEBest
Even by Arsenals recent standards the season over before the clocks go forward o
@piersmorgan Stick to printing fake pictures because you know fuck all about football. #fuckwit
Monday night shift where all dreams are made!
Sent to me from heaven, Sally Cinnamon your my world!
Fulham's new Russian striker looks a half decent signing
68% of Mark's tweets are replies. This means 50 replies a week, mostly to
@Glenn_2378 (153) and @james_allinson (84).
RT @SamWallaceIndy: Sturridge voted man of the match at Wembley. Just how drunk are they in hospitality?
RT @MisterCooke11: 1 more for 1000 club!
RT @mufcfans: You can watch the Chisora v Klitschko for free if you are on Sky. Channel 456
RT @TheBarmyArmy: And it's hi-ho super KP!
Amazing as always @rihanna. #ratout
Congratulations @kevinpp24. #formistemporaryclassispermanent
“@henrywinter: Ferguson confirms Valencia "has a hamstring" could be "out for four weeks". #mufc” Not good reserved should of played tonight
That no nothing fucktard needs sacking and should stick to Thomas Cook @SkySports