Congrats to @AndyRoddick on accomplishing my dream of retiring at thirty and marrying a supermodel.
Every Super PAC sounds like a fake charity George Costanza would make up.
Ryan, just wish Michelle Obama a happy anniversary and get the fuck out.
Single women are like a preseason football game – it may seem like they’re trying to score, but really they just don’t want to get hurt.
1) Write random number on chest with marker. 2) Run 26.2 miles in any direction. #DIYmarathon
Romney's flag pin is huge. The extra stripes are for Bermuda and the Cayman Islands.
ESPN officially loses its mind; names women's soccer victory 5th most dramatic sports moment OF ALL TIME????
Taking a moment to remember all the deer and people who died to make Ray Lewis' journey possible.
I'm an ardent supporter of gay marriage. It's hetero marriage I'm on the fence about.