Congrats to @AndyRoddick on accomplishing my dream of retiring at thirty and marrying a supermodel.
Fifteen years to the day it began, Ruminations comes to an end. Thank you, enjoy, and God bless. (Kidding about that last part.) http://ruminations.com/column/209 Link
Happened this month: Triplet #2, who met his girlfriend at my Lexapros and Cons book release party, got engaged. Suz G., who met her boyfriend on my old site Ruminations.com, got married. Moral of the story: if you hang around me long enough, you will meet the one. (Except for me, who's still single...)
Every Super PAC sounds like a fake charity George Costanza would make up.
For those of you who remember my very first email from freshman year, here's something to make you feel old: I turn 34 today. BUT: I'm celebrating by getting shit housed at a Ke$ha concert. Work Hard. Play Hard. Die Old. http://ruminations.aaronkaro.com/1997/09/15/issue-1-college-life-after-three-weeks-september-1997/ Link
Ryan, just wish Michelle Obama a happy anniversary and get the fuck out.
Single women are like a preseason football game – it may seem like they’re trying to score, but really they just don’t want to get hurt.
1) Write random number on chest with marker. 2) Run 26.2 miles in any direction. #DIYmarathon
Reaching World Series + Banging Kate Upton? Justin Verlander should win Man of the Year. Not Sports Illustrated; Time Magazine.
Romney's flag pin is huge. The extra stripes are for Bermuda and the Cayman Islands.
Day 69 of sobriety. 21 days to go. Last night I had a wet dream... about vodka.
ESPN officially loses its mind; names women's soccer victory 5th most dramatic sports moment OF ALL TIME????
Moved to LA seven years ago today. I celebrated by doing yoga and still hating the fucking Lakers.