Hey, everyone! A desert is a dry, hot place with camels and sand. A dessert is sweet and tasty, like a pudding. Just wanted to be clear.
Waking up with nothing to do? Eat your way round Oxford... themunchies.posterous.com/a-foodie-weeke…
I really object to people who write imaginary Twitter accounts for their babies.
There are no words for what I've just discovered, Twitter. This may be the new chicken in a can. Hit @FlatJacks and prepare to be depressed.
Absolutely loving this: a page dedicated to otters which look like Benedict Cumberbatch tinyurl.com/6p27o7b
Sometimes I whinge about shops stocking things too early (Easter eggs, etc) but in the case of hot cross buns it can never be too early.
Yes. Really. “@johnplunkett149: And the UK's representative at this year's Eurovision Song Contest will be ... Englebert Humperdinck”
Having a lovely time @Electric_Oxford - all the staff are so nice and chatty, not pushy and great hairdressers. Just gassed about The Voice!
I thought @hamishlaw was twitching / having a fit... then I realised he was playing a goal scoring game on the iPad.
Who's voicing the new TK Maxx ad? Sounds like a cross between Nigel Harman & George Lamb, but tranquillised. Familiar voice...
Already awake and excited about a long overdue visit to @Electric_Oxford this morning - hurrah hurrah hurrah!
Wagyu beef. Affordable wagyu beef. Here in the UK! themunchies.posterous.com