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I just found out the “L” in Samuel L. Jackson stands for Laurence Fishburne.
Still no interest in a reunion of my old Irish-American boy band, Pale By Comparison.
Americans now read Facebook more than the Bible. I guess nobody wants to read about a guy who could only come up with 12 friends.
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RT if you're going to watch #SuperFunNight tonight AND you enjoy retweeting random tweets.
A kid in New Jersey is falsely claiming to be my illegitimate son. For the record, I have three children: Neve, Beckett, and @RonanFarrow.