That awkward moment when you accidentally grenade your teamate and he goes "WHO THE FUCK NADED ME!?!" then u call out like nothin happened.
What came first: Internet porn or "Clear all search history"?
#ICanHonestlySay I hate when someone without a mic grabs the snipe.
Forget having sex with multiple women,or cheating in relationships and looking at booty pics on Instagram..I want a gf to play Halo 4 with.
Karma is when you throw a banana peel in Mario Kart and you end up hitting the same peel next lap..
Who else blows air into the empty Capri-sun to make it look full?
You know what I just realized.... I have never seen a yellow duck before.
Y'all remember getting a level 5 Magikarp and taking it to the Elite four and switching it out so it could level up?
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*
Michael Vick killed DOGS and got years in prison, this Casey Anthony hoe killed a baby and was given a slap on the wrist
I put my iphone/iPod on shuffle...then skip every song until I find the one I wanna listen to.