That awkward moment when you accidentally grenade your teamate and he goes "WHO THE FUCK NADED ME!?!" then u call out like nothin happened.
What came first: Internet porn or "Clear all search history"?
#ICanHonestlySay I hate when someone without a mic grabs the snipe.
Forget having sex with multiple women,or cheating in relationships and looking at booty pics on Instagram..I want a gf to play Halo 4 with.
Karma is when you throw a banana peel in Mario Kart and you end up hitting the same peel next lap..
Who else blows air into the empty Capri-sun to make it look full?
You know what I just realized.... I have never seen a yellow duck before.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
I put my iphone/iPod on shuffle...then skip every song until I find the one I wanna listen to.
Y'all remember getting a level 5 Magikarp and taking it to the Elite four and switching it out so it could level up?
Pandora: *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* *skip* runs out of skips.. *changes station*
Twitter jail about to be crowded during the VMA's. "IM LOCKED UPPPPP, THEY WON'T LET ME TWEET!"