Today's Top Story: Public says to US politicians. "Leadership. You keep using that word. We do not think it means what you think it means."
All I know is what sensationalized news outlets wanted me to know. I do not have objective facts about this. The jury got far more than I.
A Public Service Announcement. BWT - Blogging While Tired. Know the signs. bit.ly/nHyvbp
Getting up early would be so much better if it happened later.
Cake and ice cream are proof that the universe is, at its heart, a benevolent and kind place.
I really want to be able to show people who say "money can't buy happiness" how wrong they are.
Today's News: Voters consider constitutional amendment banning people with phallic-sounding names from ever running for public office.
Newscasters today reported that temperatures in California will reach "whining" with tomorrow forecast to hit "random obscenities."
Top Story Today: The Age of Aquarius is being replaced by the Era of Regrettable Tattoos.
Today's Top Story: Unionized garden gnomes stormed New York's runways screaming, "ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMNED POINTY HATS!"
I don't think, since I didn't get to see all the evidence, that I get an opinion on how outrageous this verdict is.
A remake of "Footloose." There is no earthly justification for this.
Women with little girl voices really make me want to smack them with a hefty foundation garment. With hooks.
A flamethrower is the proper tool for a mosquito in the bedroom, yes?
People ask if I'm still afraid. This is my answer: bit.ly/yr4p55
This was my entry for the Erma Bombeck contest this year. It didn't win, so read it just to make me feel better. bit.ly/xc1Gsu
Exercising when I'm on vacation feels a lot like balancing my checkbook during sex.