You know why Hostess is going out of business? Because they stopped wrapping Ding Dongs in foil. They killed the fun. This is karma, people.
Just me or have the past 2 weeks felt like Mercury is still in major, batshit retrograde? Perhaps I merely have a poltergeist. Or bad juju.
When sirens and helicopters wake you at 5AM in Venice, one does not think gangs/crime but, "WTF has Lohan done now?!?" cc: @Venice311
@your_overcoat ;) Also see Tales from the Script. Hilarious and infuriating. xo
More happy hours, less Lindsay Lohan news coverage. RT @welovenice: Venice, Ca could use more __________ & less ________ (fill in the blank)
But I already bought my dress! RT @cnnbrk: Queen Elizabeth cancels palace Christmas party because of poor economy.
He returns for lucky Ned. Merry Chrisrmas. Fill the coffers of independent features. xo
@Kala213 You'll need to go right to espresso from DC, then ease to coffee, then tea. But DC to tea? Über fail. xo
I am so tired I don't even have the energy to get up and go to bed.
So, it turns out today is the birthday of one Sid Vicious. Now I know where this Tuesday gets its attitude from. Fuck it! Let's play it LOUD
Dear Ewan McGregor: NEVER reduce your accent when speaking in America EVER. Thank you. And ALWAYS go full frontal. Thank you again. xo