Such an interesting moment when you're listening to a Lie but you already know the truth
Your president is black but you're still 4 car payments behind
Glad that Obama won so these Americans dont come to Canada and steal all our nutella and ketchup chips
Everyone follow @wsomalistudents it's global movement seeking to unite Somali's worldwide....FOLLOW NOW!
When you take Bbm out of the equation from a blackberry all it's left with is a calendar and alarm clock smh
Badboy contracts are like working seasonal at a retail store @iamdiddy
WHY DIDN'T BEYONCE SPREAD HER LEGS LIKE THAT FOR OBAMA AT THE INAUGURATION?
Darkskin niggas love wearing hi lighter yellow in the winter time
NIGGAS ARE SO BORED THEY CREATED THIS ACCOUNT @SuperbowlLights
“@Nigel_D: East African Girls said they replacing Dominicans.” <=== everybody is tired of them mangu smelling Dominicans anyway lol
#MikeJonesHottestLines I need a dime that's top of the line
With all these #VirginiaTech shootings, tuition should be free there
WTF if all these polar bears are dying who the hell is gonna be coca colas mascot????????