I had a court case today! I pleaded not guilty & I was sentenced 2 a year! Full of joy, simcha, parnusah, nachas, mazel, & all the best!
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... you can always change your birthday on Facebook.
President Obama and Mitt Romney did alot of talking but nobody spoke about the problem of a bag of chips being 80% air & only 20% chips
When I was little, my mom told me not to write on walls. And when I joined Facebook, I felt like such a badass .....
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.
Boy:Hi can we be friends? Girl: No! Boy: Come on I’m rich. Girl: Hi I’m Claire, 22 yrs old,single. Boy: My name's Rich, 23 yrs old. Lmfao