Footballers!..are you watching these athletes?..are you watching team GB?..do you get it?
Probably not my place to say...but my comrades in Downton Abbey were phenomenal last night.
Obama..great man...we don't need you to react as a parent..we need you to react as a PRESIDENT...CHANGE US GUN LAWS...LICENSE AND REGULATE
Which Downton Abbey character are YOU? gu.com/p/3xp85/tw turns out I'm Lady Mary Crawley....roll on series 3!
Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to twitter the one and only @Mr_Jim_Carter...aka,the one and only Mr.Carson!
“@UberFacts: Saying the word "fuck" uses 72 muscles.” Morning workout...check.