SON OF A BITCH, NOT AGAIN.
Turns out @Bronxzooscobra never quite made it into Yankee Stadium. That's fine, we all know the real snakes prefer to hang out at Fenway.
Oh, like you've never lost anything.
WHICH ONE OF YOU SONS OF BASTARDS PUT A MADAGASCAR DVD ON MY DOOR STEP?!
Grabbing my net, heading into Manhattan to hang a few posters http://twitpic.com/4eejns
Joining @foursquare, hoping this bastard checks in somewhere.
Seriously, @BronxZoosCobra. I give you special entrance to the rodent exhibit and this is how you re-pay me? NOT COOL.
Corner pub, drunk as a panda. And trust me, I know what those bastards are like when they're $*##ing wasted. #wefedthemvodkalastweek
Venomous/poisonous/venomous/poisonous/venomous/poisonous BOTH ARE NOT GOOD, PEOPLE.
Offical zoo statement: @MFsMissing600M is not here. Go fish.
No sign of Bird anywhere. Maybe during the 4th hour? #teamHoda
Parked outside the @todayshow, hoping this bird stops by. 32oz coffee in one hand, net in the other, butt in lawn chair.
*PANICKING* RT: @SimoneBiz *howling* RT @BronxZookeeper: THAT SON OF A. http://bit.ly/Sssseacrest // CC: @bronxzooscobra @RyanSeacrest
http://bit.ly/Sssseacrest // CC: @bronxzooscobra @RyanSeacrest
THAT SON OF A.
I WAS NERVOUS. RT @Bookgirl96: Omg, who is the guy at the podium for Bronx Zoo presser? He looks stoned and just said "shit."
Bronx Zookeeper shares 0 links a week, mostly from
*PANICKING* RT: @SimoneBiz *howling* RT @BronxZookeeper: THAT SON OF A. // CC: @bronxzooscobra @RyanSeacrest
// CC: @bronxzooscobra @RyanSeacrest
HAVE FAITH PEOPLE! RT @CBSNews Bronx Zoo cobra may be loose for weeks (via @theearlyshow)
Nope... RT @LizMoyer I wonder why MF Global's missing $600M in funds hasn't shown up with its own twitter handle? Maybe it's at the zoo?