PLEASE RETWEET for my friends andrea & rachel.. their mom is in need of a kidney that will save her life. facebook.com/groups/helpmym…
I spend a large portion of my life screaming REPRESENTATIVE into a phone.
ugh @NancyGraceHLN u beat the dead horse of casey anthony but u dont even mention Leibby Kletzky? u r a disgusting racist pig, in my opinion
if hashtag sharkocaust becomes a thing... my whole day will be made #sharkocaust
If I have to look at @mittromney's pretentious smirky thin lipped face for the next four years, ill cry.
First thing I did today, blocked an anus on twitter. He wasn't even that annoying but when I'm riding the cotton pony no one is safe.
Taylor Swift turns 23 today! Coincidentally, that's the same number of boyfriends she's had in the last 12 months.
I appreciate a good subway performer. I don't appreciate when the empty their trumpet spit valve near my foot..
The greatest / most disturbing thing I've ever seen. youtube.com/watch?v=S8R_G4…
those family stickers on the back of your minivan double as a menu & a tally for the serial killer hiding in your driveway, just so ya know.
FYI: Last time on in the mornings.. As of February 7th we will be live from 2-5 PM ET on the Jay Thomas show on #howard101
leave the @realjaythomas show a voice message 24/7!! we'll play it on the air. 347-6-SIRIUS | 347-674-7487
How many people are calling @nancygracehln #titmom? Not enough... Spread the word.
When a beautiful girl takes a self pic w/o makeup, posts it and titles it "no makeup", make no mistake.. she's begging for compliments.
In lieu of a moment of silence.. Lets all take a moment to jump.. Jump.. m.tmz.com/#Article/2013/…
Being charged extra for a condiment or denied extra ketchup should be punishable by death.
Let me see if I remember this correctly.. White guy: insane psychopath, anything else: terrorist. And now we wait.. #bostonmarathon
Reese Witherspoon actually had to "walk the line"? It's ok though, her legal background is strong.
it's been a real privilege working in the same building as Ralph Howard. You sir are a gentleman & a scholar & will be missed!
pay phones should be replaced with electrical outlets. What is this 1992? @MikeBloomberg
Does this Boehner make me look white? #whatJoeBidenisthinking
video.foxnews.com/v/238984030800… get in the zone w/ @DianaFalzone and a little bit of me.. :)
the @realJayThomas show is live with the great @KevinMeaney, @thurdeye & me 866-99-INDIE on @SiriusXMIndie 104 3-6PM ET
I got a $70 sweater for $19.99 and it's all thanks to our founding fathers.
I'm seeing a lot of sandals & bare ankles today.. relax everyone.. its still February.
power laces before the hover-board? what a disappointment! gizmodo.com/nike-designer-…
call me annoying, call me a dumb broad but don't ever accuse me of faking a laugh.. orgasms yes.. a laugh.. never.
. @realJayThomas has a plan for the homeless. @siriusxmindie 104 soundcloud.com/siriusxmentert…
Cat sweatshirt✔️kid sister✔️severe 80s bed head mullet✔️tantrum bc I don't want mom to brush my hair..… instagram.com/p/kqIBqTus4l/
Watching women's figure skating makes me very aware of my arms and hands. #Sochi
I'm surprised I don't have a bald spot the size of a baby fist with all the hair I lose from putting a purse on my shoulder..