On the coach to the Dead Sea I had to endure a singalong to 'Don't Leave Me This Way' this is what happens on a @RevRichardColes pilgrimage
I see I'm now being followed by @BBCWomansHour - I will have to be careful what I tweet - you don't want to get on the wrong side of them
Interesting fact off the telly: Harry Houdini once got locked in the outside loo at the Glasgow Empire and couldn't get out
David Jacobs final show on @BBCRadio2 tonight at 11pm. His first BBC broadcast was in 1944.
While at Armagh Planetarium Patrick Moore tried to join the local cricket club when asked if he was Catholic or Protestant he walked out
I want to interview a dog for #saturdaylive. Anybody know a dog that would react to my voice and have a range of whimpers, barks etc?
I'm not on #saturdaylive today but Bill Gates is sitting in for me
I would very much like a job which involved staying in bed all day just thinking about things
We need a main guest for #saturdaylive this Saturday - anybody famous/interesting out there want to come on..?
Just got sprayed with liquid dog shit as street cleaner power blasted it off the pavement - I accept my place in life with great dignity