On the coach to the Dead Sea I had to endure a singalong to 'Don't Leave Me This Way' this is what happens on a @RevRichardColes pilgrimage
I see I'm now being followed by @BBCWomansHour - I will have to be careful what I tweet - you don't want to get on the wrong side of them
Alex Salmond doing that thing boybands do when they hit the last chorus - get up and walk to the front of the stage #bbcindyref
I'm not on #saturdaylive today but Bill Gates is sitting in for me
While at Armagh Planetarium Patrick Moore tried to join the local cricket club when asked if he was Catholic or Protestant he walked out
David Jacobs final show on @BBCRadio2 tonight at 11pm. His first BBC broadcast was in 1944.
I want to interview a dog for #saturdaylive. Anybody know a dog that would react to my voice and have a range of whimpers, barks etc?
Interesting fact off the telly: Harry Houdini once got locked in the outside loo at the Glasgow Empire and couldn't get out
Just got sprayed with liquid dog shit as street cleaner power blasted it off the pavement - I accept my place in life with great dignity
I would very much like a job which involved staying in bed all day just thinking about things