On the coach to the Dead Sea I had to endure a singalong to 'Don't Leave Me This Way' this is what happens on a @RevRichardColes pilgrimage
I see I'm now being followed by @BBCWomansHour - I will have to be careful what I tweet - you don't want to get on the wrong side of them
Alex Salmond doing that thing boybands do when they hit the last chorus - get up and walk to the front of the stage #bbcindyref
While at Armagh Planetarium Patrick Moore tried to join the local cricket club when asked if he was Catholic or Protestant he walked out
I want to interview a dog for #saturdaylive. Anybody know a dog that would react to my voice and have a range of whimpers, barks etc?
I'm not on #saturdaylive today but Bill Gates is sitting in for me
Interesting fact off the telly: Harry Houdini once got locked in the outside loo at the Glasgow Empire and couldn't get out
David Jacobs final show on @BBCRadio2 tonight at 11pm. His first BBC broadcast was in 1944.