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@dooce Heather B. Armstrong
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Don't get a dog to see if you wants kids. Get a giant incontinent bear who just drank a keg of beer and is dragging around a dead hobo.
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Whoa. Fifty Shades of Grey is NOT a book about paint swatches, you guys.
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Today I watched men's water polo for the articles.
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READ THIS NOW: http://t.co/uu8sTSbt
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Heather B. Armstrong's 1.6M followers are from 28 countries and 143 cities. Their majority is interested in Author, Writers, Social Media, Moms. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Have you ever searched for lyrics to a song on the Internet and clicked on that link? Yes? That explains your PTSD.
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I cancelled my health insurance and then shot myself in the leg = I adopted a herding dog
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If you play any Tegan and Sara song backwards it sounds like Ryan Gosling singing Shakespeare into your vagina.
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If you tweet that you are unfollowing me and I don't point it out, it's only because an angel suddenly farted in my face.
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Heather B. Armstrong shares 1 links a week, mostly from dooce.com, fb.me, instagram.com
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Dressing the gangly DNA I passed on: http://t.co/iORXwYJY
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A rapidly fading artform: http://t.co/FJBYRW0Z
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On being a better, more annoying liberal #YouDontHaveToBe:...
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Stuff I found while looking around: http://t.co/Qpb2QthM
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27% of Heather B. Armstrong's tweets are replies. This means 3 replies a week, mostly to @MmeSurly (45) and @blurb (13).
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RT @MrFrankOcean: I find pieces of you in every song I listen to.
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RT @NoogsCorner: Like you’ve never thought about giving Adderall to a turtle.
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Only for Chuck and Coco. Crashing parties. “@amyturnsharp: This is happening. Counterfeit #altsummit badge production in @dooce house.”
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Hi. Please kindly stop using my photo. Thank you. @HJinterior
