Love how Canadian TV reports the Chilean miner rescue as feat of engineering and American TV calls it a "miracle". (via @lushbucket)
Facebook will set your pet on fire while you are out. To avoid, go to Settings> Pet protection> and un-click the box 'allow burning'.
The mine rescue must be a miracle because science can't explain engineering.
Thinking about biathlon. We should have more olympic sports combined with firearms. Maybe curling with land mines. Yeah.
As much as you try to protect your children, you know that one day they will find out about the Star Wars prequels.
Officially the worst web series ever. Thanks for the find @MarcHustvedt !
It only takes a pound to seriously piss off a supermarket ... (via @stephenfry)
If Mad Men Pitched Twitter, Facebook & Youtube... this is what it would look like. (via @lushpad)
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. ~Howard Scott