@dylanbeattie Dylan Beattie
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The 11 in C++11 refers to the number of legs that have now been nailed onto the dog whilst attempting to build a better octopus.
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Ah, domain renewals. "Last year you had a good idea, bought the domain, and never built it. Ready to admit you suck?" NEVER! <renews domain>
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You have SELECT N problems. You try to solve them using an object-relational mapper. Now you have SELECT N + 1 problems.
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@RobertTheGrey choosing between MVC, Fubu, Nancy and WebForms is like choosing between chocolate, vanilla, raspberry and smallpox...
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Dylan Beattie's 989 followers are from 33 countries and 160 cities. Their majority is interested in Developers, Software, Geek, Technology. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Sweet dreams, Twitter. Catch you on the flipside. It's gonna be a great week. Guaranteed. :)
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When people say "shit just got real", do you ever wonder what exactly they were doing with *fake* shit up until that moment?
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public class Mohammed_Ali { float like_a_butterfly; string like_a_bee; } #codepoem
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You know you've had a good weekend when on Sunday night someone mentions your day-job on Twitter and you can't work out why it's familiar...
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Dylan Beattie shares 1 links a week, mostly from bit.ly, type.method.ac, stackoverflow.com, nyti.ms,
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This is wonderful: classic movies recreated by @emilycleaver and starring baby Arthur: http://
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Until they invent the 6ft long iPad, I want one of these: - from @ikmultimedia
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Want to make people laugh, make them cry, change their lives? Volunteer at the next #givecampUK - register interest at
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Oh, any #bcl9 folks who want the full cryptic crossword solution, send £50 in unmarked bills to... I kid! It's here:
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61% of Dylan Beattie's tweets are replies. This means 20 replies a week, mostly to @nickg_uk (127) and @jagregory (109).
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RT @DuncanGoodall: @daphnechong @stack72 it went great! Thanks to all who attended + @ipartington @dylanbeattie @tombuildstuff #bcl9 #gi ...
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My @Dropbox is rapidly becoming a sort of digital handbag... capacious, omnipresent, and full of things I can't be bothered to sort out...
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I just found a bag of Minstrels in my fridge - and realized that after @JudithLewis chocolate tasting they'll taste like margarine... #bcl9
