Holy crap, ESPN put the Wings above the Penguins in their latest power rankings? Is that even allowed?
Why aren't you listening to @Hippojuice right now on @MoreLikeRadio?! For fuck's sake, man, it's like you don't even like good stuff.
One positive tonight: the Pens showed their playoff fortitude. 4-1 #Isles. :D
@domeigotaids That's almost as bad as accidentally 'Liking' a video on xnxx or YouPorn.
@vickyycath Girl after my own heart. It's Starbucks or GTFO.
@FloatOn_ You always do such nice work with your eye makeup. Just sayin'.
Malkin apparently can't keep his hands on his stick. Another PK for the Wings.
@erockradio I'm only in support of this if they use comic book villain names. Winter Storm Xorn would sound cool.
@mare_bare You need a man-servant-boy. Scantily clad, of course. (I'm not volunteering, too chunky in the midsection)