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When I tried to take my biographer on a date, she said, "I just came for dinner, not to hear your fucking life story."
Last time I tried to get the woman writing my biography in the sack, she said, "I'm sorry, but I have no interest in you."
Right now I am so relieved that I never slept with any of the sexy ladies who've written biographies about me.
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Obama wins Minnesota! More importantly, I'm performing there with @DanaJGould this Thurs, Fri, Sat, at Acme Comedy Club!