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@FrankConniff Frank Conniff
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Sally Ride's partner won't get federal benefits because committed relationships that last 27 years are a danger to society.
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Hey, Rick Santorum, don't let the cultural, sexual, and religious diversity of America hit your ass on the way out.
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Not to be outdone by Cory Booker, Chris Christie just ran into a bakery and saved a tray of Cinnamon Rolls from burning.
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I still like Clint Eastwood. A crazy Republican talking to a chair is the least harm a crazy Republican has done in ages.
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Frank Conniff's 27K followers are from 37 countries and 426 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Politics, Author, Music.Audience Demographics
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When I tried to take my biographer on a date, she said, "I just came for dinner, not to hear your fucking life story."
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Last time I tried to get the woman writing my biography in the sack, she said, "I'm sorry, but I have no interest in you."
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Right now I am so relieved that I never slept with any of the sexy ladies who've written biographies about me.
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Surprised to hear that the person C.I.A. Director David Petreus was having an extramarital affair with is Clive Tolson.
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Frank Conniff shares 2 links a week, mostly from bit.ly, itun.es, youtu.be, www.laughingdevil.com, on.fb.me
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Vote for Tony Conniff, @MarkThompsonTV @janiehaddad @GaryStockdale in The Wonderful Pundits of Oz
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Vote for Laraine Newman, @DanaJGould @EmoPhilips, Joe Keyes in The Wonderful Pundits of Oz
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Vote for @MelissaVpees @JElvisWeinstein Dave Higgins and "Gruber" in "The Wonderful Pundits of Oz.
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From "So That Happened with @JohnFugelsang" on @Current TV, an exclusive interview with a dimwit -
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3% of Frank Conniff's tweets are replies. This means 1 replies a week, mostly to @JElvisWeinstein (4) and @lizzwinstead (4).
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RT @bmillercomedy: Hosted the No Laugh Track podcast last night with @DanaJGould and @FrankConniff. Movie geek-out. http://t.co/TWkNRWd9
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RT @DanaJGould: CONGRATS MINNESOTA! I'm at the Acme Comedy Co. w/ @FrankConniff this weekend! Come and celebrate us! http://t.co/7HJWcdgy
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Obama wins Minnesota! More importantly, I'm performing there with @DanaJGould this Thurs, Fri, Sat, at Acme Comedy Club!
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Tonight: Performing comedy at @standupny, then live tweeting for @WitStreamdotcom show, then either more or less Zoloft.
