@funnest Allan Schaffer
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TSA screening procedure is hereby renamed "gate rape". Pass it on.
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Anybody have cheat codes for Ray Ozzie's farewell letter? I can't get past the 9th paragraph.
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Re: Ryan Dunn, 130mph and drunk isn't a tragic accident. It's a murder/suicide. I think @ebertchicago went too easy on him.
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Don't panic, but a Vogon Constructor Fleet just arrived in Earth orbit.
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Allan Schaffer's 2.1K followers are from 62 countries and 391 cities. Their majority is interested in Developers, Design, Founder, Software. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Tyrant's recipe: 1. Identify "foreign agents" as threat. 2. Claim dissenters are foreign agents. 3. Jail foreign agents (without trial obv).
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FAA approves iPads in cockpit on American Airlines. Damn, that Alec Baldwin has some serious pull.
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My 3-year old has been watching 2001: A Space Odyssey. He has some questions. :-)
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Wow, Gary Busey just endorsed Newt Gingrich. And then on a dare, he drank a glass of sand.
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Allan Schaffer shares 0 links a week, mostly from , developer.apple.com, bit.ly, www.adelitastaqueria.com, twitter.com, mattgemmell.com
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Great article by @mattgemmell on supporting just the newest version of the OS.
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We're hitting the road! iOS 5 Tech Talk World Tour:
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Army of the Twelve Monkeys?? RT @BreakingNews: Dozens of exotic animals loose in Ohio; owner found dead
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Yummy dev center bits
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44% of Allan Schaffer's tweets are replies. This means 4 replies a week, mostly to @Behrens (29) and @jeff_lamarche (26).
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RT @pschiller: New Flipboard app for iPhone is very nice. @flipboard
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RT @KCBSNews: Two UC Davis police officers have been placed on administrative leave following their use of pepper spray in Friday's arre ...
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Kudos @AmericanAir - flight cancelled, they rebooked onto other carrier, alternate airport - and *the bags made it too*. Thanks guys!
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At Italian Restaurant. Dean Martin-esque singer did "Volare". Unprompted, 3-year old baby @funnest asked him if "the chicken dance is next"
