Are the people occupying Wall Street the same people that won't occupy the jobs that illegal immigrants do everyday?
A lot of cholos are adding an extra tear drop today RIP #AlDavis. #Raiders #latinabloggers
If you can read this you can read this you can retweet @funnyfelipe.#love
I'm having a food drive for the @LAFoodBank at my comedy shows THURS-SUN at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club. Everyone who donates gets a free CD!
I wish I could find all the women who told me I'll do you when the world ends.
Sneak Peek from my 1-hour special, “They’re Not Gonna Laugh At You”. Airs on Showtime: 12/28, 12/29, 12/30, 12/31, http://t.co/kcKq1OVD
#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage; Kim's singing career.
This is what u get when u trick or treat in echo park... They gave it to my 7 year old... http://t.co/pg2c8YQc
#WeirdThingsToSayDuringSex : So this is what it's like to wear condom.
Besides the Catholic Church, it looks like college football also likes to play cover up when it comes to pedophile cases. #protectthekids
My 7year old is up and reciting #FamilyGuy laughing like that ostrich haaa Ha Haa.. #feliznaviDaD
#FF @elongold, @laloalcaraz, @domirrera, @genepompa, @thelaughfactory, @madflavor, @georgepcomedy, @brentweinbach
Arts District Healing Center
620 East 1st Street, LA,CA 90012 comedy show from 7-9pm tonight only.I'll be there.#LA #mexicanvegan
I'm about to put my leg over my girl and fall asleep. #thatshowwedoit #mexicanvegan
Last chance to reconcile with your ex before
Christmas. #reconcilinghoes #LA #
7 more days until the premiere of my 1st one hr special on SHOWTIME! Check the full sched here: http://t.co/3dtq8FYM
1 week from the premiere of my 1hr SHOWTIME special. Premieres 12/28!Check the full schedule here: http://t.co/3dtq8FYM
JLo and Michael Buble please get off my TV for the holidays. #sickofyouguys
SOLD OUT tonight @JonLovitzClub!!!
Sold Out Show tonight at the The Jon Lovitz Comedy Club thanks KROQ 106.7 Kevin and Bean and Rico and Mambo from Q104.7.
This season always makes me nostalgic for one of my favorite movies... Little Hummer Girl...
My son wants my belly for a pillow this Christmas.#thatshowfatandcuteiam
Christmas spirit sex is the best on dasher ,on blitzes,,,on,,oh,,,,oh,,,hohoho! #xmassex #MEXICANVEGAN
Felipe Esparza shares 3 links a week, mostly from
tinyurl.com, dearcomic.com, www.livenation.com, www.dearcomic.com, www.wix.com, www.lolcomedy.tv,
7 more days until the premiere of my 1st one hr special on SHOWTIME! Check the full sched here:
1 week from the premiere of my 1hr SHOWTIME special. Premieres 12/28!Check the full schedule here:
What a great show I did last night on Twin Talk with Jose and Angel listen to it and DOWNLOAD it FREE on http:// #mexicanvegan
Comic TLC in top 4 in Improv's Up Yours Comedy Contest!
35% of Felipe Esparza's tweets are replies. This means 16 replies a week, mostly to
@frijolita (15) and @milorider (11).
RT @Luis2dot0: Wouldn't be #Christmas without watching the best Christmas movie ever #DieHard
RT @roywoodjr: RT @AlwaysPhi Only @roywoodjr would think of #XmasPornTitles. <-- LOL Nah not me. The homie @funnyfelipe cooked up thi ...
shout out to @TedStryker for following me! Man I've been following you since before Twitter started!! #KROQ