Every guy in my office is now an expert on women's hockey. They're not even experts on women.
You can take my Oxford comma when you pry it from my tight, cold, and dead hands.
A friend asked me to go "ice fisting" with him this weekend. I'm mostly hoping that was a typo.
What we need now is some good ol’ impending snowstorm panic - the kind only the local media can whip up! #BlizzardOfOdds
The stages of Christmas: 1) You believe in Santa 2) You don't believe in Santa 3) You are Santa
All this attention on Justin Trudeau is misplaced. The real issue is whether or not Kent *is* a piece of shit. I think so.
Instead of the "GeoSweep" game, Atlantic Lotto should just allow people to pick where the next pedestrian will be mowed down in #Halifax.
You can make a *lot* of money with an Adderall script around exam time. #BellLetsTalk
Dear @CBC, thank you for showing an ad for "Cracked" during Toy Story at 5:30 on a Sunday. My 3yo hadn't seen murder scene pics before.
They should have gone with "2 Curls 1 Cup" this year. #RollUpTheRim
I see @TimHortons decided against using my "2 Curls 1 Cup" suggestion for this year's double Roll Up The Rim promotion.
Dear @cbcasithappens - Ontario & Quebec are not "Eastern Canada".
I think right about now would be the best time for anybody to invade the US...