Tempted to retweet or share a video of an RCMP officer being murdered? Don't. Just don't.
Every guy in my office is now an expert on women's hockey. They're not even experts on women.
You can take my Oxford comma when you pry it from my tight, cold, and dead hands.
A friend asked me to go "ice fisting" with him this weekend. I'm mostly hoping that was a typo.
Instead of the "GeoSweep" game, Atlantic Lotto should just allow people to pick where the next pedestrian will be mowed down in #Halifax.
What we need now is some good ol’ impending snowstorm panic - the kind only the local media can whip up! #BlizzardOfOdds
All this attention on Justin Trudeau is misplaced. The real issue is whether or not Kent *is* a piece of shit. I think so.
The stages of Christmas: 1) You believe in Santa 2) You don't believe in Santa 3) You are Santa
They should have gone with "2 Curls 1 Cup" this year. #RollUpTheRim
Dear @CBC, thank you for showing an ad for "Cracked" during Toy Story at 5:30 on a Sunday. My 3yo hadn't seen murder scene pics before.
You can make a *lot* of money with an Adderall script around exam time. #BellLetsTalk
OK, let's get this over with: Flakeicide Fluridemic Flurraclysm Flurricane Hailstrom Precipageddon Snocano Snogasm Snowlocaust Snowvastation