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@ISaidDont Kelly T
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I lost my virginity at a fairly early age, I guess ... but I was tired of living in constant fear of being sacrificed to a volcano.
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Sorry guys, but if we go to a 3D movie on a date, there won't be sex after. I can only handle so much stuff flying at my face in one night.
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Dear drug store where I buy my birth control: Never again send me an email with the subject line "Do you like surprises?"
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I think I get it now. Sarah Palin is your Nickleback, US.
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Kelly T's 2.8K followers are from 47 countries and 353 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Funny, Music, Moms. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Oh nothing, just living my life, looking nothing like Kristin Kreuk or Natalie Portman. You?
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Are there seriously no other sections in prisons other than cell block C?
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It's not every day that your ear is bleeding without you noticing. But definitely today it is.
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The scary decorations that the Addictions Housing next door put up for Halloween seem sort of redundant.
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Kelly T shares 0 links a week, mostly from , on-msn.com, www.thedailybeast.com, favstar.fm, www.redeyechicago.com, insidetv.ew.com,
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Ah, Seth MacFarlane... you're a champ. EAT YOUR HEART OUT via @sharethis
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15% of Kelly T's tweets are replies. This means 11 replies a week, mostly to @isabeldc (12) and @sneakerz420 (11).
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RT @donni: The only crime I am guilty of is the crime of caring too much. Caring too much about how cool arson is.
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RT @Jason_maybe: The person who stole my identity called and begged me to take it back.
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RT @donni: Waiter, my life is a disaster!
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RT @discoken: Today on Mythbusters: Will this whore sweat in church?
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Gahhhh. Don't fave my @'s!
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Holy shit. @VivaVeronica122 is back. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and it's not penises this time.
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Just watched the first ep of "Animal Practice". It was great to see @donni in the lead role. He really nailed it.
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Check out @Coy0teugly- he finally JUST got back from Vietnam. He stuck around to finish off the remaining midget Viet Cong. #FF
