I'm sure everything looks "left leaning" when you're a bunch of horrible pricks: telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandr…
STOP SAYING "LOG ON TO OUR WEBSITE" WHEN YOU JUST MEAN "VISIT OUR WEBSITE"
"Rancid piece of human effluent steals food from poor people by lying to kind people"- fixed the headline for you, Mail scum.
Haaaaaahahahaha okay Sony wins: youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh…
An open letter to Twitter about the 140 character tweet limit: Dear Twitter- I am writing to you to discuss the 140 character tweet limit wh
Hey booing audience, two 17 year old twins aren't responsible for Putin's policies, don't be dicks. #Eurovision
Apple event starts in 20 minutes. I really hope everyone who has no interest in it lets us all know how they feel.
Woke up reeking of chloroform, with a U2 tattoo on my forehead. They've gone too far this time.
Whoa! So is Childline! Childline blocked under the new parental controls! That makes TOTAL sense. Protect kids!
TV characters: if somebody asks you "have you told anyone else this?", RUN, because THEY ARE IN ON IT.
Vampires do not sparkle. Vampires KILL people. The only things allowed to sparkle are DEAD JEDI.
If I just stop watching Doctor Who now, then Amy and Rory will NEVER leave. That'll work, right? Right??
I hate tube strikes, but I'd *really* hate unstaffed tube stations at night. Fuck that ridiculous idea.
Well, the whole Torchwood cast is now on Twitter. That means there's probably an alien invasion due. Maybe run for your lives.
On your deathbed, your greatest regret won't be: "I wish I'd slagged off more people on the internet." So do something else.
A workman is here to fix the boiler. I've already said "cheers" 4 times, and had to bite my lip to avoid saying "mate".
Why did Hugh Laurie do that L'Oreal commercial? Because this: reasons-to-love-hugh-laurie.tumblr.com/post/272414901…