@JeffSchroeder Jeff Schroeder
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I feel like I have all of these brilliant ideas, but no time to write any of them down. #piscesproblems
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I love the smell of starbucks in the morning, smells like victory.
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I think David Foster Wallace and Tupac are on a Caribbean beach somewhere having a good laugh! Can't wait to read DFW's new book!
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Rachel Maddow is a cool dude.
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Jeff Schroeder's 267 followers are from 2 countries and 17 cities. Their majority is interested in Husband, Father, Writers, Music. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Big spot of blood on the El seat. Good news is: somebody's not pregnant!
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Dog is barking, kid is screaming, real housewives is on, these are the times I am thankful I don't own a gun or garage. #barelyholdingon
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I had a creepy uncle that never even made a pass at me. #whynotme #cantyouseethesecutoffshorts
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Racking my brain to remember a time when I was Sandiskied. A little scout leader shower time would really spice up the memoir. #desperate
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Why Sandler cast himself as the girl also: 1 he really needs the money. 2 he doesn't realize this (cont)
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Switching doctors. Told him my throat was sore and he looked down at his chart and said "yep, (cont)
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Putting together a sketch show tour. If you have a cool space we can come metaphorically "date rape with (cont)
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Enjoy a late summers poem.
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26% of Jeff Schroeder's tweets are replies. This means 2 replies a week, mostly to @kimmyshae (17) and @KLew55 (9).
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RT @BIGMOMMAPRODS: Gotta go. But b4 I do Zombie Highway is a really fun app on the I-phone. And Immmmmm outta here/ RIP Patrice Oneal!
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RT @oliviamunn: Dear Chicago/Illinois/Surrounding Areas: PLEASE dont go to the circus. Join me in BOYCOTTING Ringling Bros. http:/ http: ...
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RT @ActuallyNPH: Loved cheering @jasonsegel on at SNL on Saturday. He killed it. Although watching him making out with Paul Rudd almost ...
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RT @RapGenius: Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st cent ...
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Please help me welcome my better half to twitter! Welcome Patrick Jeter @PJawesomesauce. Follow him! Do it! Now!
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Fixed it! RT @IsBallygood: @TheBaubShow @JL_Sig @BBJordanLloyd @Jeffschroeder23 Fantastic group of peeps ,Looking forward to Sunday show!:)
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I'm making a lasagna....for one. I'm not crying @MattYoungblood
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In short, yes I breathed through my nose/RT @jameswinningHAM: @JeffSchroeder did you have a bad experince in Gary? Just wondering
