these brands fund the tea party: Angel Soft, Quilted Northern, Soft n Gentle, Brawny, Dixie, Mardi Gras, Sparkle, Vanity Fair, Zee #DontBuy
i like to think they're telling each other filthy jokes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY
@valientthorr What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? "See you next month!"
People who pronounce "literally" "LITCHrly" are 200% more likely to incorrectly use the word "literally."
Wear all black. Whenever someone pinches you for not wearing green, go ”it's the anniversary of my mom's death.” Stare.
"WHY ARE THERE POUND SIGNS IN FRONT OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING" -some guy who just woke up from a coma he's been in since 2007
@ZachBehrens how about "AT" for "abbreviated tweet"? The nerds'll love it! Star Wars pun potential!
Fun drinking game: send an email. CC everyone. Drink every time someone replies-all to say "STOP HITTING REPLY-ALL." You=shitfaced.
our very own @MarzRichards in @LAWeekly: http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/2011/01/stage_raw_responses_to_the_new.php#
@valientthorr if it were dead spiders i think we'd be like "keep up the great work!"
Look! We got a shoutout! (thanks @LAist) http://laist.com/2010/12/31/last_minute_nye_plans.php
um. looking for SK photos on flickr, searched "martian crocodile" trying to find @TheGonzalez. got this: http://tinyurl.com/4otom27
If you return a pair of @TOMS do they take a disadvantaged kid's shoes away too?
oh my god! "Girl next store type"! again! what? what is wrong with you? #CastingBreakdown