I'm very surprised Minnetonka High School doesn't offer valet parking... #businessopportunity
Watching the MNF game and i haven't seen a single Packer fan that isn't morbidly obese or at serious risk of type 2 diabetes... #Wisconsin
If I donate to the #ASPCA will they stop playing the commercials with Sarah Mcglauclin? 60 cents a day is worth never seeing those again.
Shooter McGavin looks terrible these days! Guess eating pieces of shit for breakfast for 15 years will do that to ya... yfrog.com/kiomoqjj
My dad thinks I look like a gay French WWII pilot with #thestache. Thanks pop!
@Cr38tiveWrit3r those were the good 'ol days! You almost killed me with a shank at Pioneer Creek once, that makes us even! #headhunter
@epicmealtime big Saturday night playing Oregon Trail, we are clearly ready to go #smart