MTV airs Jersey Shore BUT cuts @ShooterMcGavin_ saying, "you know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass"
Very poor advertising for 5 hour energy... Jim Furyk just proved it only lasts 3.5 hours
I'm very surprised Minnetonka High School doesn't offer valet parking... #businessopportunity
After watching men's gymnastics on the Olympics I am hypothesizing that 48% of these guys can fellace themselves
Watching the MNF game and i haven't seen a single Packer fan that isn't morbidly obese or at serious risk of type 2 diabetes... #Wisconsin
This dunk contest just goes to show why the NHL is so much better than the NBA, this isn't about the skill, just theatrics...
Anyone a Starfox 64 fan? Anyone remember Starfox's last name? Well it was Mcloud... #weneedyourhelpstarfox
@epicmealtime big Saturday night playing Oregon Trail, we are clearly ready to go #smart
My dad thinks I look like a gay French WWII pilot with #thestache. Thanks pop!