My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!
If ever a cunt did come to town, her name be Sandy. That filthy, windy, tropical cunt.
I forgot to tweet that I"m on SNL and it's half over. Hi.
Teachers are underpaid. They teach for the love of it. Let them find the good in cc without the testing guns to their and our kids heads.
Well I'd be a real idiot (instead of a fake one) if I didn't say my standup special "Louie CK Oh My God" premieres on HBO tonight at 10pm.
Hi. I'm on letterman tonight. I can't watch it because I have Time Warner. Also how are you? Did you fall down recently? I hope not.
Ok last thing: LOUIE comes back on FX Mondays at 10pm starting May 5th. 2 episodes every night for 7 weeks. Okay bye gang.
so I'm on parks and Recreation tonight on NBC. I love Amy pohler. Her shit is hilarious. And her piss is ridiculous.
Im cooking rice green beans, steak for the kids (gf chicken fingers too) and someone just told me i won a Grammy. well golly.
I am doing a standup special for HBO. It will be avail on louisck.com a few months after HBO, globally, 5$ no dmr
I'm going to be doing an IAMA on Reddit, Monday around 1230pmEST I don't know what IAMA or Reddit are, but I'll be doing that.
i hate about twitter: I tweet, a person tweets a differing opinion, I tweet back, millions of people now shit on that person
please remember, LOUIE season 3 premieres This THURSDAY, 6/28 at 10:30pm on FX. This season is really different and good.
@danieltosh your show makes me laugh every time I watch it. And you have pretty eyes.
For the crazily 7 Emmy noms i got today, I want to thank New York City. Best backdrop, crews, actors, smell. I Love you NYC.
Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon theater goes up in one hour louisck.com $5 paypal. You don't have to join paypal.
Ok so this Monday 5/5 at 10pm the first 2 episodes of LOUIE are on back to back on FX. Then 2 more every Monday for 7 weeks.
LOUIE seas. 3 starts TONIGHT on FX, 10;30PM. Please don't not watch . Also don't not forget to never kick me not in the balls.
tonight at 10pm 2 new episodes of LOUIE on FX. I hope you like to look at and listen to them.
I saw an incredible beautiful movie called "the Lunchbox" by @riteshbatra its on itunes. whoever you are, you have to see jt.
well. after 45 hours, my tour has sold 100K tickets, box office gross of 4.5 mil $ (not all mine). I guess it was a good idea.