If ever a cunt did come to town, her name be Sandy. That filthy, windy, tropical cunt.
I forgot to tweet that I"m on SNL and it's half over. Hi.
Well I'd be a real idiot (instead of a fake one) if I didn't say my standup special "Louie CK Oh My God" premieres on HBO tonight at 10pm.
Hi. I'm on letterman tonight. I can't watch it because I have Time Warner. Also how are you? Did you fall down recently? I hope not.
so I'm on parks and Recreation tonight on NBC. I love Amy pohler. Her shit is hilarious. And her piss is ridiculous.
Im cooking rice green beans, steak for the kids (gf chicken fingers too) and someone just told me i won a Grammy. well golly.
I am doing a standup special for HBO. It will be avail on louisck.com a few months after HBO, globally, 5$ no dmr
I'm going to be doing an IAMA on Reddit, Monday around 1230pmEST I don't know what IAMA or Reddit are, but I'll be doing that.
please remember, LOUIE season 3 premieres This THURSDAY, 6/28 at 10:30pm on FX. This season is really different and good.
@danieltosh your show makes me laugh every time I watch it. And you have pretty eyes.
For the crazily 7 Emmy noms i got today, I want to thank New York City. Best backdrop, crews, actors, smell. I Love you NYC.
Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon theater goes up in one hour louisck.com $5 paypal. You don't have to join paypal.
LOUIE seas. 3 starts TONIGHT on FX, 10;30PM. Please don't not watch . Also don't not forget to never kick me not in the balls.
well. after 45 hours, my tour has sold 100K tickets, box office gross of 4.5 mil $ (not all mine). I guess it was a good idea.
for those wondering how the video is selling and whatnot... bit.ly/uWnxPk tomorrow: gift option and printable cover
I'm doing 2 shows at the St George Staten Island 11/17 event.etix.com/ticket/online/… all $ goes to Staten Island Hurricane Relief Fund.
Hey. "Louis CK Oh My God" is on sale at louisck.com for $5. And a free longer version with the download. And hi.
Well I'm in a goddamn good mood right now. I could give a frog twelve dollars right now. (Xept he'd probably spend it on flies)
Hey, @lenadunham, your show is really really good and funny and unique and other things. So keep going. Please.
This is a silly lisping person flirting with an android: Yoo Hoo! Thee Threepio!!!
Starting production on Season 3 of LOUIE this week. Today, making music with @mattkilmer and the boys. tomorrow, filming.