Imagine the pope was in ibrox? The knuckle draggers would have burned their own stadium to the ground by now
Calling someone your cousin that isn't blood related to you is junkie patter
The image of McCoists annoyin obese wean greetin right now is givin me a stawner, shame he's blocked me on this or I'd be heavy abusing him
"I done pish in my exams but earn more than most folk who did well" thats because most folk who did well are still at uni, give it a year.
My dad just told me to be careful in Zante because apparently there's a new form of syphilis that's more powerful than aids, how uplifting
Promised myself I'd never take acid so it makes perfect sense to take it twice in the space of two weeks on a family holiday
Ehhhh a nominate Jon Venables, Myra Hindley and Donald Findlay you've got 24 hours guys :) xx
Watching Big Brother for the 1st time, never knew there was such a thing as a black, scouse, homosexual. The undiscovered mysteries in life
Ancelloti is the most underrated manager of the modern era, easily on par if not better than Mourinho/Guardiola etc
Doing a massive U-turn and voting no now in the referendum purely based on the fact theres that many folk I don't like voting yes
Don't feel sorry for Hibs, sacking Fenlon who got them to 2 Scottish cup finals and were well clear of relegation. Reap what you sow.
If this had been Mourinho pulling this off last season at Madrid everyone would be creamin in their pants