Calling someone your cousin that isn't blood related to you is junkie patter
The image of McCoists annoyin obese wean greetin right now is givin me a stawner, shame he's blocked me on this or I'd be heavy abusing him
"I done pish in my exams but earn more than most folk who did well" thats because most folk who did well are still at uni, give it a year.
My dad just told me to be careful in Zante because apparently there's a new form of syphilis that's more powerful than aids, how uplifting
Got Zante tomorrow but still getting heavy smashed tonight since Sellik won the IRA decider
Doing a massive U-turn and voting no now in the referendum purely based on the fact theres that many folk I don't like voting yes
Ancelloti is the most underrated manager of the modern era, easily on par if not better than Mourinho/Guardiola etc
If this had been Mourinho pulling this off last season at Madrid everyone would be creamin in their pants
Hate it when people say South Park is stupid, if you're smart enough to understand the irony involved you'll realise it's quite intelligent
Just had a two minute shouting match with my mum because she wouldn't let me take a pic of her doing the 5-1 pose, feenyin hoor
Don't feel sorry for Hibs, sacking Fenlon who got them to 2 Scottish cup finals and were well clear of relegation. Reap what you sow.
Whoever pinched my pal @connorBev19 's running shoes just to let you know if I see you, I'll take down your description and tell the police.