@MeganNeuringer Megan Neuringer
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i'll have what HE'S having! (20% higher income, on average + global reproductive freedom, pretty much).
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gimme a half caff skinny soy no whip deep dish cool ranch medium hot reduced fat cotton blend all knuckle deeply deserved punch in the face.
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instagram made everyone a photographer the way twitter made everyone a comedian.
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i'd rather drink a bucket of Fat Cunt moonshine before tasting even 1 sip of Skinny Girl margarita.
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Megan Neuringer's 12.6K followers are from 35 countries and 304 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Comedy, Author. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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my diarrhea has a first name, it's d-a-v-i-d.
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mom: "i love ham." me: "you love ham?" mom: "yes." me: "why did you say that?" mom: "i saw a picture of a ham."
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i let kanye "into" his "zone" and now he "won't leave."
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you know what, jewel? it's just a xmas song; you don't need to fuck the lyrics with your voice.
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Megan Neuringer shares 0 links a week, mostly from , bit.ly, dlvr.it, FunnyOrDie.com, keirneuringer.bandcamp.com, yfrog.us,
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in good company but kind of a taco party? RT @HuffPostWomen: The funniest tweets by women this week: Halloween edition!
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CONFESH: i want everyone in the world 2 see @Bachelorettemov tmrw when it opens. i luv it & so does the nytimes! .
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of course the shark is white. RT “@latimes: White shark sighted off Santa Barbara ”
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10% of Megan Neuringer's tweets are replies. This means 2 replies a week, mostly to @mikestill (13) and @spotastic (12).
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RT @ccstandup: "I like my coffee like I like my women -- sent back for not being hot enough." @benkronberg - http://t.co/mMRYyivR
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RT @YiddishProverbs: "All dumb people have a lot to say." ~ Yiddish Proverb
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RT @Kat_Toledo: Yiddish is so sassy
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RT @LisaGoodwin1: I have a nor'yeaster infection.
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sitting in w the law firm @UCBTheatreNY tonight at 10:30 so come if u wanna ok?
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so is the process of making a man luv u for a night. RT “@UberFacts: The process of making a baseball bat is called "boning."”
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thank you! RT @juliussharpe: Girls are great at saying "Thank you" when you didn't give them a compliment.
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i'm gonna be jawed wedo for halloween (@jaredleto w a speech impediment).
