@MelHoffmann Melissa Hoffmann
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#YouKnowYoureAustralianWhen you never refer to a koala as a bear.
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#YouKnowYoureAustralianWhen thongs go on your feet, not up your bum.
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Be heard! Sign the petition for funding in our public schools @ps_forourfuture
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@kshuntley I'm with u on that. Can someone please shut the ferkin #gate once and for all?
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Melissa Hoffmann's 99 followers are from 3 countries and 6 cities. Their majority is interested in Business, Australian, Social Media, Marketing. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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OMFG what is it with all the animal print in the mall today? It looks like cave people have fallen into 2012 and it's not pretty.
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The cowgirls are killing it in the barrel racing
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Ordering one sexy booty. Delivery may be delayed...
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Pardon my language... Fuck you Surfside buses! Ok done now.
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Melissa Hoffmann shares 0 links a week, mostly from youtu.be, www.theaustralian.com.au, boycottkim.com, kidfunnies.com, ravingsofasuburbanhousewife.blogspot.com, www.tv1.com.au,
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I have entered the HTC Australia competition to WIN #onephoneaday, every day!
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To all @Yr3h_CSSS parents: Don't forget to nominate/vote for @thale22 here - - He's a godsend to our kids & our school.
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"Pregnant and I Know It" MUSIC VIDEO (Parody of "Sexy and I Know It"): via @youtube = I've been LOLing all week at this
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14% of Melissa Hoffmann's tweets are replies. This means 2 replies a week, mostly to @SuperTriviaGuy (72) and @Lisa_Wilkinson (20).
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"Lovely little park." @ Federation Park: #4sqTip
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RT @sweary_bear: Fuck. I'm late for church. No wait. What's that thing when you stay still and think of hard liquor? BIKINI WAX. I'm lat ...
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RT @igiveagonski: The Govt is promoting their schoolkid bonus today as #cashforyou. How about #cashforGonski? That would make a lasting ...
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RT @chrissieswan: RT @Brocklesnitch Um..hello, Nutella people. Have you thought of using Rihanna's Umbrella song? "Nutella ella ella ay ...
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RT @theprojecttv: If kids are getting injured from high fives, they are either incredibly clumsy or desperately need more calcium.
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Thank you @xsenergyausnz - without XS, I'd be useless after the gym!
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A little excited! @TrueBloodHBO is on soon #dorkmuch #trueblood
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I think @BondiVet and @BickmoreCarrie would make beautiful babies #ducksunderdesk
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Driving up #GC Hwy, spotted truck with sign GOLD COAST CAR PANTS. I was WTF? until 8yo LOLd @ me. It said parts, not pants. D'oh!
