@MJSwart Michael J Swart
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Happy #TSQL2sday everyone.
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In which I turn "It's neat to profile SSMS" into an entire blog post: http://bit.ly/iXlfaT
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@ThatsSoWeirdTV Logan and Wilf vs. Sound of Music was awe. some.
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Blog: Ridiculously Unnormalized Database Schemas – Part Two: "Get Rid of Redundant Data" http://michaeljswart.com/?p=1049
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Michael J Swart's 555 followers are from 32 countries and 150 cities. Their majority is interested in Developers, Servers, SQL, Consulting. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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How to lead a conga line (1) request "hot hot hot" (2) push someone on the hips until the conga line catches on (3) let go. (4) profit?
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I had an amazing blog post with an amazing illustration and everything. And then I discovered I was wrong. AAAARGH! Who's been there?
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#sqlhelp Does SQL azure support application locks.
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For an upcoming post, tell me the one db tip you think more people should know. #sqltips (or RT if you can't think of any)
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Michael J Swart shares 2 links a week, mostly from bit.ly, stackoverflow.com, michaeljswart.com, www.distilled.net, miltonglaser.com, goo.gl,
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Know something about SSRS? Want to pick up a 100 point bounty on stackoverflow? Have a crack at answering #sqlhelp
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60% of Michael J Swart's tweets are replies. This means 8 replies a week, mostly to @BrentO (106) and @datachick (82).
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RT @JohnSansom: @SQLPaul @mjswart finding time to write can be tricky but knowing folks enjoy the results makes it all worthwhile!
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RT @Phil_Factor: SQL Fingertips http://t.co/88Qq2jag a good idea from Michael and some handy tips <== Thanks for the plug Phil!
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RT @TSQLNinja: @MJSwart No worries matey, glad to help :) #SSIS has lots of little nuances but its generally a great tool once you know ...
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The WhatTheHeck daily is out! @MJSwart started a run with runmeter and ousted so-and-so as the mayor of wherever.
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"@dmmaxwell: Massive thanks to @BrentO and @AdamMachanic . Made ... new job 1000% easier." <== here's to standing on giants' shoulders :-)
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"@John_Lithgow: A great time doing press in Toronto last week, and it's high time USA discovered @jianghomeshi"
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With @SQLSocialite & @Todd_McDermid working together, that company seems to be "waking up to how valuable fact-based decision making can be"
