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@No_Sheet Captain Obvious
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I still say it's not fantasy football unless you get at least one wizard on your team.
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If I had a time machine, I could stop Hitler, warn the U.S. about 9/11, and have a McRib whenever I want.
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Understanding women is all about geometry. Girls like diamonds, but they don't like squares. And don't even get them started on triangles.
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I should never have read the directions on the shampoo bottle: lather, rinse repeat. Now I've been washing my hair for 3 weeks straight.
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At the retirement home in the hood, they get down to some artificial hip hop.
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The best relationships are the ones that require antibiotics and a change of address afterward.
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But Santa, it's the naughty ones who actually play with the toys.
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Boxing Day has now been replaced by Mixed Martial Arts Day.
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3% of Captain Obvious's tweets are replies. This means 0 replies a week, mostly to @Jlyoder73 (1) and @massberate (1).
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RT @Funny_Tweeter: I would watch a show called "So You Think You Can Dance When You're Drunk.
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TY for RT Favs @davesull11 @SolelyB @notthatnikki @benjaminftw @amyisforawesome @butterfly_army @annparkhowtweet Let's hang out and polka.
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TY for RT Favs Mentions Replies & lumps of coal @annparkhowtweet @badadvice01 @FloYEdmondson@Sara_Jame Happy Holidays!
