I just sent an angry email to pinterest becasue there are too many pictures of bread on my feed. Who am I? And why am I angry about bread?
Being super skinny doesn't make you beautiful. Bringing joy, comfort, and love to the world around you does. It works every time.
Make sure you tune in to CBS Sunday morning tomorrow at 9am to see the profile they are doing on @AIMenken!
Crying I'm so proud of @annarosemusic for currently kicking ass. I can't even get to the front of the stage, she's swamped with new fans!
ALADDIN was one of the best musicals I've seen in years! Congrats @AIMenken. Can't wait for the world to see this show!
I'm watching Six Feet Under all over again. I must be a masochist.
@shearenne THAT'S how you dress for an airplane. I'm so proud. I'm even taking notes.
I just realized that I tweeted about a "late night snack" and it's only 10pm. Is that late for other people, too? I'm tired.
Janis Roswick Menken is getting a twitter today! She's already planning what to tweet about. Topics include: elbow pain, but not turtle poo.
“@ThoughtsByJanis: Psychic fair tomorrow!” People, if you're not following my mom... I can't even... WHAT!?
At @AnnaRoseMusic gig at Rockwood. Girl's got major soul. No fucking joke.
I <3 my hairdresser because she gets me drunk while making me look fabulous. #ashcrystalisatwitterlessgoddess
Come support the arts! Buy tickets and DONATE! broadwayworld.com/article/Alan-M…
R U Drunk? Good advice 4 U. Keep eating, Eat eat eat. Eat. Don't stop eating chips and hot dogs. Eat until forever. Eating = Sober. Eating!
But wait is it actually St. Patty's day? Im confused. Help me. What's going on.
That time the Menken family went on solidarity vocal rest for @AnnaRoseMusic and... There's a lot of hitting.
I can't wait for velvet to be back in style. Picture a blue longsleeved velvet 40's style dress. So classy. So warm. I can't wait.
Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to two of my fave travelers! @annarosemusic @tylermacjones instagram.com/p/Xr9c9CPHvo/
To the girl in Central Park dressed in black and smoking a cigarette: you're missing the point.
A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How to Act gawker.com/a-stoned-sir-p…
That image of of Neil Patrick Harris tongue-kissing a dog is going to haunt us all for years to come.
I was about to start a new book, so I looked at the front cover and then passed out for 4 hours. That's been my day so far.
Today is not magical. My hair didn't even curl the way I wanted it to. #121212
There's a possibility a crane could fall on my apt building. I'm about to dig in to my 3rd piece of strawberry-rhubarb pie. #yummy!
I'm grateful for lots if things, but I dislike this holiday. Terrible color palette. #bahhumbug
Doesn't he look good, folks? He's wearing my clothing. He borrowed my clothing and looks better than me in t instagr.am/p/OhwArbPHvR/
So many truths in here about art, life, "free love" and so much more. - Joni Mitchell gives rare interview to CBC – forfolkssake.com/news/23426/new…
I just got a sneak-peek at one of @TyBruns new jokes! It's a penis!
I just deleted perezhilton.com from my bookmarks bar. I feel like a real adult.
I'm a little nervous to turn my airplane mode on for the next two weeks. Having major #FOMO. But here I go! Bye bye world!
Tune into WPKN right now to hear an interview with @AIMenken about his favorite tunes!
After 2 tourists asked us for directions Me: Do we look like locals? @TylerMacJones: Yea we're drinking beer out of socks!
All moved out! Who's slippers are these? They need a home! instagram.com/p/dXVHu3PHni/
"Clean yourself up for god's sake! .... That was so much fun to say! Hahahahaha!" - @ThoughtsByJanis
Everything's been going really really well in my life since I began organizing my hair products by size. So I'm not going to stop now.
Summer in Lenox. @ Belvoir Terrace instagram.com/p/ZwAW7nPHgN/
This guy on the subway let me take his picture after I actually - and to his face -called him a vampire.… instagr.am/p/V2ssp-vHvk/
My nose jewelry is complete! Septum chain by j. Colby smith at @nyadorned instagr.am/p/QLGOoKvHpk/
I just love this lady: "WOMEN OF WILL creator Tina Packer on Shakespeare’s feistiest, most misunderstood heroines: bit.ly/YaELXU"
Falling in love with Manhattan all over again. instagr.am/p/VvHkRhPHoH/
Chocolate Frogs. My card was Albus Dumbledore! Apparently very rare bc it Was only limited edition. instagr.am/p/OZg508vHlq/
Juilliard Master Class With Joyce DiDonato: Q&A: youtu.be/P7i5WKcqo4c
My new crane hat, handmade by Esterhuizen instagr.am/p/Pxkm-wPHhU/
This guy has Instagram now! I hope he posts. @aimenken instagram.com/p/X8PtDUPHnx/