Romney may talk the fucking talk, but I'm not down with a dude that won't let me have rights over my body.
"I can't hang out, I'm doing homework." Translation: "I don't want to put pants on and Netflix is more enticing."
If someone isn't willing to try for you, don't try for them.
Pet and fed some kangaroos. Held a koala bear. Currently laying out on the beach. #australia
In all 4 years of college, my most crucial decision has been whether to stay up late or wake up a few hours early early to finish my paper.
How stupid would it be if the US actually won the world cup?
And the guy from Super Size Me who only eats Big Macs is hanging out here. #LAX