He wanted to be project manager but couldn't put his hand up , because of his massive watch. #youngapprentice
Showing our support for Jonathan #BGT http://t.co/HEwEWPSB
Wrong day to open a pumpkin shop.
I have so many half glasses of water in my room, if I was talented I could play the complete score of Star Wars with them.
I spend everyday at work worried that I might get home to find my front room has been turned into a Windows showroom.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Daniel Rigby @danielrigby
We have picked our 4 comics for this years Comedy Reserve, they are Suzy Benett, John Kearns, Matt Rees & Chris Turner. Come see them in Aug
I've now been working for 39 hours, do me a favour & text Mark to 70005, it costs about the same as a pint & does a lot more good #25hours
Whoever's stealing Medium Peri Peri sauce bottles from the Stoke Newington Nanos @Nandos_Official stop it, you're spoiling it for everyone.
PLUG: This Tuesday, the biggest night of sketch & character comedy... http://t.co/VsseI5NL
Hot Dub was so Edinburgh 2012, THIS is the party for 2013! http://t.co/v5sYoXeZb2 @Cassetteboy Vs @djrubbish
Lovely video: London 1927 http://t.co/J4HBZaiU7B
The Wrestling II is now ON SALE.
1 night only, Aug 13th, The Pleasance Grand! http://t.co/PcSNzhYnpO
Hay everyone, Bo Burnham @boburnham is coming back to the Fringe! http://t.co/v47YEn7Fy0
My Pleasance comedy programme for the Fringe @edfringe goes on sale tomorrow, I hope you like it, I do. #EdFringe
It's back like a Renegade Master... THE WRESTLING 2! http://t.co/4bCbqAfT5K
Turns out I wasn't the only one to think a beer garden was a good idea.
"An evening with a stand up, their agent & 2 friends" #EdPreviewTagLine
"half baked ideas in a fully baked room" #EdPreviewTagLine
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you my awesome Pleasance London Edinburgh Preview Season! Over 50 shows from only £5 http://t.co/dPrKoVi1ja
#YOYO You Only Yo-yo Once
It's a Tuesday but it feels like a Monday #Bonkers
Busy day killing my father & kissing my sister, Happy May the 4th!
Girl moving back into the flat today, level of trouser wearing will need to increase.
Ryan Taylor shares 2 links a week, mostly from
www.pleasance.co.uk, www.youtube.com, spoti.fi, vine.co, itun.es, www.edfringe.com,
Hot Dub was so Edinburgh 2012, THIS is the party for 2013! @Cassetteboy Vs @djrubbish
♫ Nick Helm #NowPlaying
#FF @amateuradam @adamhess1 @watsoncomedian, in fact actually follow them tonight to the Pleasance @ThePleasance
Who wants some lovely Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz or Worlds End wallpaper for their computer? (via @Gwilligers)
39% of Ryan Taylor's tweets are replies. This means 11 replies a week, mostly to
@Gwilligers (113) and @mbritten (98).
For anyone still wanting some Saturday night, Bastille - Pompeii (Monsieur Adi Remix)
Let's all have a brilliant Saturday by listening to the new single from Phoenix, Entertainment!
Loving this today, Super Morrissey Bros
Got a Halloween party? Need a phat spooky mini mix from @krafty_kuts, BOOM or BOO!
RT @DanielTaylor247: My friday has peaked. too funny.
RT @chortle: Let's get ready to ruuuumble!: The Wrestling returns to Edinburgh http://t.co/PcH7AGR9Sx
There's a dating website for people who like uniforms, how about a Nando's @NandosUK one?