An ipv6 packet goes into a bar. The bar is empty. The bartender can't figure out how the tap works. The rest of the world is out of beer.
Helpful Spanish tip: "feliz año nuevo" means "happy new year" ... "feliz ano nuevo" means "happy new anus." Tildes aren't just for unix!
hey, network and unix jockeys, spread this around: we're hiring! #joyent
"...point to the place on the doll where the Operating System touched you." #surgecon
Joyent office is hosting tonight's revival of the SFOSUG (sf opensolaris user group) - stop by!
"php runs shitty code really, really well" -- rasmus, creator of php #surgecon
Just finished training on the @TechShopSF water-jet cutter. Everyone on my Xmas list is getting homemade ninja throwing stars this year!
Brendan Gregg/Jim Mauro DTrace book finally available, in ebook form: printed copies coming soon. #dtrace
Hey, Alanis Morrisette: can I get a ruling? They delivered my YellowPages book directly next to the recycle bins. Ironic or no?
@philiph speaking of which, i always wondered about "GaaS", "AaaS", and "GRaaS". I saw that sign on a van parked outside vmworld.
Joyent folks are at #surgecon ! Please say hi, if you're here too. We're friendly!
"... Are we playing, or what? Catan isn't going to settle itself."
@bcantrill you and your dishwasher are why the world's out of IP's :)
@philiph i use perl -ne 'print if /regex/ ' like a boss. A rusty, used-to-be-a-real-engineer boss.