An ipv6 packet goes into a bar. The bar is empty. The bartender can't figure out how the tap works. The rest of the world is out of beer.
Helpful Spanish tip: "feliz año nuevo" means "happy new year" ... "feliz ano nuevo" means "happy new anus." Tildes aren't just for unix!
i wonder how many spyware, malware, and adware vendors are watching their logs as Christmas-visitors fix family computers worldwide tonight.
"...point to the place on the doll where the Operating System touched you." #surgecon
hey, network and unix jockeys, spread this around: we're hiring! #joyent
I distinctly remember FOUR weekends in 1978, packed with news of Pope elections/funerals, that totally messed up my Saturday cartoons agenda
Joyent office is hosting tonight's revival of the SFOSUG (sf opensolaris user group) - stop by!
I just typed "client.takeoff()" on my laptop, and now there's a quadcopter flying around the halls at @joyent hq. Node.js is pretty cool.
"php runs shitty code really, really well" -- rasmus, creator of php #surgecon
The @DynInc party has the @parlotones as the band. Guests don’t get how epic that is. Like U2 doing their arena show, but in an office.
Brendan Gregg/Jim Mauro DTrace book finally available, in ebook form: printed copies coming soon. #dtrace
Just finished training on the @TechShopSF water-jet cutter. Everyone on my Xmas list is getting homemade ninja throwing stars this year!
3d printing this weekend: Sun Microsystems "spud" disk brackets: github.com/ryancnelson/3D… Tell ya Monday how they work.