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RT @skrspooky: Romney's jobs are in China, his homes are in CA, MA, NH, his money is in Switzerland and his tax returns are nowhere to b ...
RT @_FitsNShits: Was just choking on breakfast sausage until I fuckpunched my ballbag, causing a projectile vomit and a slow shitting of ...
RT @_FitsNShits: Sitting ass-naked in livingroom recliner, picking Doritoes crumbs out of pubes & yelling "Burn it. Burn it all!" wh ...
.@chefanneburrell wish me luck. I am going to make your french onion soup today! (I will follow the recipe, EXACTLY, no shortcuts).