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What's the deal with plagiarism? @SeinfeldToday http://t.co/1mF2f2lY
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Jerry comes back from vacation to find out somebody stole his act.
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George is taken off a plane for criticizing a blind man who took the window seat; Elaine is offended by "the girth" of her smoothie straw.
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Jerry sees Franz Kafka's obituary in the paper. George is executed for a crime he didn't commit. Kramer awakes transformed into a giant bug.
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Jerry is worried about his winter time lip health. George starts using snow to cool his drinks, "It's nature's crushed ice!"
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Newman gets invited to a fancy wedding via carrier pigeon; he declines by mailing back a dead pigeon, "Birds will never usurp the mail!"
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George suspects his girlfriend uses more cocoa mix in her mug than his; to retaliate, he sorts out the biggest marshmallows for himself.
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Kramer sells a classic car for top dollar; without the thrill of the haggle he quickly falls into post-bargain depression.
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"@NewYorker is stealing my ideas" -Larry David. What's your caption?
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XXX! ADULTS ONLY! We wrote some sexy Seinfeld slash-fiction. It's joke porn. If you're into that stuff...http://seinfeldstories.tumblr.com/
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Hey! Watch Community tonight. It's our favorite show and we'd hate to see it end early: #sixseasonsandamovie
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.@TheAVClub: GREAT Backstory from Phil Morris about #Seinfeld’s Jackie Chiles
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RT @jtoddcarte: "Kramer starts a dog grooming business and finds out that poodles are allergic to him."
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RT:@chav_whitcher"George fakes a heart attack because he has no money for a cab and the building he wants to go to is next to the hospital"
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RT @Food_Netwerk: Need to whip up dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of Oreos on the floor and eat the Oreos off the floor like an animal yo ...
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RT @pastereplies: @SeinfeldStories Check out @PasteMagazine's list of The 25 Best Episodes of 'Seinfeld!' http://t.co/7ipxpDRK
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Late V-Day RT: @Wons23 "Jerry's girlfriend gives him a card on behalf of her dog. George buys blank candy hearts to save money."
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WOW! Larry Thomas, The @RealSoupNazi follows us! Idea for Soup Nazi sequel: he hides in Brazil until someone eventually finds his bones.
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.RT@@AndrewH_Carroll George's inability to picture a girl naked becomes his motivation to sleep with her. Kramer becomes a drill sergeant.
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.RT @Danblondell Kramer drives golf cart around the city. George's glasses break into a monocle & he's treated better. Jerry gets a gameboy
