The most evil of all curses: "May your production bugs never be reproducible locally!"
Recruiter listed "penthouse hot tubs filled with exotic women" as a perk for a Ruby job. Nope, not kidding.
OMG not everything is a "hack"! Sometimes you are just doing a thing!
OH: "There's the kind of wool cap that says I'm going to rob you and the kind that says I'm going to read you a poem."
OH: "There's no way any reputable company would allow its programmers to use open source on its products"
There's a golden retriever pup at a high-kill shelter in TX. Last day is today. Has transport to CO. Pls contact ASAP if you want a pup!
Please tell me "God of Code" is not the new "Ninja Rockstar" careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/35126/god…
Golden retriever puppy has been adopted! Thank you so much for your inquiries and retweets!
Parent Trap, Willy Wonka and now Terminator?! Stop ruining perfectly good movies! Make new movies!
If the fired boy and the fired girl get together and make a startup that distributes email will the internets explode? Asking for a friend.