The most evil of all curses: "May your production bugs never be reproducible locally!"
Recruiter listed "penthouse hot tubs filled with exotic women" as a perk for a Ruby job. Nope, not kidding.
OMG not everything is a "hack"! Sometimes you are just doing a thing!
OH: "There's the kind of wool cap that says I'm going to rob you and the kind that says I'm going to read you a poem."
OH: "There's no way any reputable company would allow its programmers to use open source on its products"
Please tell me "God of Code" is not the new "Ninja Rockstar" careers.stackoverflow.com/jobs/35126/god…
There's a golden retriever pup at a high-kill shelter in TX. Last day is today. Has transport to CO. Pls contact ASAP if you want a pup!
Buying power tools on amazon is a million times more fun than buying power tools at Home Depot.
I swear if 1 more old person tells me what I do "seems like men's work", I'll, well, respond politely because they're old & what can you do?
Parent Trap, Willy Wonka and now Terminator?! Stop ruining perfectly good movies! Make new movies!