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Want to see Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on his way to a party, dressed as a Viking? Of course you do: http://t.co/PfGcVygV via @lettersofnote
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I used to sneer at people with AOL email addresses, but now I just admire their committment to the joke
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Congratulations to @scoccaro and @jaredwsmith on 144 days of marriage. The Double Kardashian.
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Drinking gin & tonics by myself in my pajamas at 9.30 on a Friday night. If he had a TARDIS, 15yo me would shoot present day me.
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Happy Father's Day, fellow dads. I got croissants in bed, a Capt America t-shirt, history of the NME & a Gaudi biography. Great day so far.
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"I wish scientists would stop messing about with cloning and stuff, and figure out why yawning's contagious" - 8yo
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Me: Siri, web search "savannah Hibernian" Siri: searching the web for "Savannah hey girl" Me: "yeah, that'll work too"
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We're trying to come up w/ a phrase for a non sexual crush on someone of the opposite sex to describe my feelings for Lena Dunham. Anyone?
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British PM Cameron left his 8yo daughter in a pub. Boston Herald thinks British people eat salad. Double funnies.
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Oh, nicely done chaps RT @StupidFootball Only the Irish would even attempt this: (@COYBIG)
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58% of simonashton's tweets are replies. This means 16 replies a week, mostly to @carnellm (171) and @XarkGirl (137).
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Eating tacos. Why not? (@ Triangle Char & Bar w/ @mdimaggio)
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Um, congrats? RT @RavEve I just ousted Betsy T. as the mayor of Circle K on @foursquare!
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Wearing my stripey socks in celebration RT @scoccaro: Finally mailing wedding pictures!! (@ Post Office)
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RT @edgarwright: "What's that your Majesty? You want Grace Jones to hula hoop throughout 'Slave To The Rhythm'? Consider it done." http: ...
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RT @Brindolyn: As @themalloman has pointed out, today is Super Towel day as 5+25+12 = 42. Or life, the universe & everything. #TowelDay
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RT @jeffvrabel: Ain’t Nothing To SHUCK WITH http://t.co/I9M5QD34
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RT @simonblackwell: If you put an Instagram filter on your car windscreen everyone looks like Carlos the Jackal driving a Cortina.
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Reasons I love @ashrepeat #6943 - she surprises me with pumpkin pie in June
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My favourite thing about @scoccaro is that she calls her man "@jaredwsmith" outside of twitter too
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Giggling at @heathersolos and @Mydwynter getting their Finbarr Saunders on
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I think that @tybaltknight tweet crossed the streams between the public & private accounts
