@SimonCLarter Simon C. Larter
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I miss the days when "bad author behaviour" meant getting into a bar fight and making disastrous life decisions.
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Because Dame Judi Dench is the awesomesauce, no matter how you slice it. Let's get real about age, y'all. --> http://t.co/y5PeKaOV
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I don't particularly want to be famous, but I'd settle for an obscure cult following. Basically any status that comes with minions'd work.
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Every time a cell phone rings in a movie theater, an angel falls from heaven and becomes a spirit of unstoppable vengeance.
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Simon C. Larter's 5.9K followers are from 65 countries and 648 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Author, Writing, Novels. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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The word "foetid" looks better spelled that way. Just so you know. Also, I plan on using that word in conversation tomorrow.
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Gastro-intestinal issues are the BEST! >.<
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The Bachelor season finale is on now. My excitement knows no bounds.
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Out of vodka. Out of wine. Fortunately, I'm not out of rum or scotch, so the night's not a total loss.
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Simon C. Larter shares 2 links a week, mostly from trunc.it, simonclarter.com, ftcy.me, www.inkpunks.com, nyti.ms, jezebel.com,
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(via @inkpunks)Some alternatives to drinking alone in the dark (not that there's anything wrong with that) -->
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So...according to a Newsweek article, excessive internet use really can cause depression and potential psychosis. -->
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I should do some kind of exercise to add a few more points for the day, but really all I want to do is pour another...
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I earned 140 points for my workout on #Fitocracy! Check out my profile and become more awesome with me!
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62% of Simon C. Larter's tweets are replies. This means 66 replies a week, mostly to @jessicacorra (81) and @LolaSharp (65).
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RT @AliceMartin8: Goals are Overrated: Drunk Jedi Wisdom: Kinda Master Your Life by Following the Crooked Path of the Drunk Jedi... http ...
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RT @jkoyanagi: Getting ready to go hang out with @SimonCLarter in Boulder this evening. Writerly fun shall be had!
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RT @ErikaRobuck: Tonight at #gr8books HEMINGWAY'S GIRL chat, we'll be giving away 3 copies of @philipgreene 's TO HAVE & HAVE ANOTHE ...
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RT @Carbosly: The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But the penis is kind of a shortcut.
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Going out on the town in Vegas with @mercedesmy and @masonian. Someone should probably notify the authorities.
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Sipping a Chopin martini and waiting for @jkoyanagi to arrive so we can talk shop and dine delightfully. #GoodTimes
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"A soul is a soft, indefinable thing, but the feeling of it sliding through your fingertips is unmistakable." Lovely line by @mercedesmy
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Reading Beautiful Sorrows, by @mercedesmy. I'd forgotten how eloquently wistful she can be.
