@simonjamescar Simon James Carter
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Something to lol and share http://t.co/yzxoyShd
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Write material for yourself, if other people see meaning in it then that's just a bonus.
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Sorry twitter, I haven't been tweeting much lately, its just, you see, I have a life.... Fuck, no I don't. I was only joking. Sad panda.
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I came up with nicknames for my work colleagues; "Yes," "maybe," "only if I was drunk" and "if she gave me a raise."
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Simon James Carter's 410 followers are from 19 countries and 38 cities. Their majority is interested in South African, Music, Africa, Sports. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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I haven't masturbated for 3 days, because that would be too long.
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I wanna fuck my way to the garden because everyone needs a motherfucker.
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I'm giving up pretending to be pretentious. I'm just gonna be stupid on facebook with everybody else.
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I fell in love at the seaside.
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Simon James Carter shares 1 links a week, mostly from simonjamescar.blogspot.co.uk, simonjamescar.blogspot.com, tl.gd, twitter.com, Will.I.Am, 9gag.com,
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#TCR Hostage sitch in London
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Californication & The Nanny @trevorvanZ @willis_w via @9GAG
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23% of Simon James Carter's tweets are replies. This means 16 replies a week, mostly to @dream_machine (16) and @willis_w (12).
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RT @TheTweetOfGod: Hey, I just made you, and this is crazy, but here's my Bible. Pray Me, maybe?
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RT @thegrandstandsa: Tonights awesome meal deal is 500g cocktail ribs with chips for R70! Happy hour 5-6pm #LooneyJune
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RT @LewEvil: Sadly most of SA won't get to see the cosmic spectacular of Venus travelling across the face of the sun. It's because we're ...
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RT @EliBraden: Has England thanked us for taking Russell Brand off their hands yet?
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We've just had two bank holidays so it might be a while RT @dream_machine: cannot wait for @simonjamescar 's MAIL!
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I saw @simonpegg do a surprise guest appearance at #Coldplay last night. I win twitter.
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Eina, right in the chest RT @followthebounce: Sorry bud, I only cover sport :) RT @KingDup: @followthebounce will you include the F1?
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Me too. Everyday. Before work. Special time. RT @MegSouthAfrica: Such an exciting day for @matthewsavides! Been thinking of him all morning!
