I'm one of the 1 in 5 American women who has been helped by Planned Parenthood. Are you? #raiseyourhand
dear allston hipster, the double yellow line down the middle of the road is not your special skateboard path.
aaaand the girl bagging my groceries spent the entire time talking about my boobs. i give this whole foods experience a B+.
i'm torn between starting this thing up again and enjoying being totally off the grid (except email which no one uses anyway).
i know no one ever watches videos esp if they're more than 30 seconds BUT NO SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS: #mydrunkkitchen
@dealbreakerblog ...seriously dudes? a can of chickpeas, a few T of tahini, lemon juice, garlic, salt, maybe some EVOO, food processor.
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
FINALLY made an appointment to get my hair cut with @fattyshoes tomorrow! and by cut, i mean a total overhaul of this mess. nervous+excited.
DUDES. @filledejupiter is gonna be here soon, i can't even believe it. also, i'm kidnapping her. just FYI.
.@misscook just told me there's gonna be a doritos taco. NOT THE FRITOS BURRITO. a taco where the shell is one big dorito. SHUT UP I WANT IT
related: i know what i'm begging for at the end of the next hundred goth nights, so be prepared DJ friends. #musicboner
i hate it when i can't find something on google. related: i want a picture of the old school stick jolly ranchers in clear wrappers.
and now, the mystery of why i ever put on makeup before funerals. i'll be doing robert smith impersonations after the show. good times.
FYI, i've mostly abandoned this account. sorry twitter, i got bored. g+ is up, but only if it lets me keep my spark grrl username.
google+ is up. however, i'm too tired to do anything with it really, since i just remembered how much i hate filling out profile info.
there is a guy who works at shaw's who calls me 'my star.' it's kind of endearing, in a creepy sort of way.
man, it must be summer - everyone's putting their pets on freecycle. #jerks
that thing where you drink some milk &it tastes gross, but it's not past the exp date so you drink some more, but no, still gross. yeah, ew.
posting this again (and again, and again...) nick cave & neko case - "she's not there." #trueblood
been up since 8:30, productive, & actually feel rested. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME. (better get drunk tonight so this doesn't become a habit.)
"i have thrown your childhood into the bin." the most captivating thing about post its i've ever read. (via @lafix)
this bedroom smells like cigarettes, alarm clocks confuse me, and woops, drank myself into a coma, good night.
how do i turn off that pesky "make calls" function on my phone?