@SusanCalman Susan Calman
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Monday. You might be feeling low. Don't be. Not when there are pictures of a hedgehog dressed as Dracula to look at http://t.co/Yo5qxL1k
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Got cold called. Was asked for my National Insurance Number. I told them it was CPE 1704 TKS. That's the launch code in War Games. I win.
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My parents' dog wouldn't come near me as I smelt of cat.Went home.Cats wouldn't come near me as I smelt of dog. Must be how Nick Clegg feels
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You're on Twitter. You're angry. You want to say something nasty. This puppy commands you to stop. http://t.co/AGGsolVo
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Susan Calman's 29.6K followers are from 29 countries and 246 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Marketing, Politics. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Gale force winds. Thank goodness spring is finally here.
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The news is depressing. I'm off to bed to stare at my cats as they sleep. Their purrs will make me feel better. Stay safe y'all.
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Horrific news from the Boston Marathon. 2 explosions at finish line. Just awful. What the hell do we do to each other.
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It's ok. I ordered 2 jars of beetroot. But I do now have very purple hands.I'll no doubt forget, wake up tomorrow, and think I'm dying.
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Susan Calman shares 2 links a week, mostly from www.bbc.co.uk, www.underbelly.co.uk, www.thestand.co.uk, www.buzzfeed.com, www.guardian.co.uk, www.facebook.com,
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London Evening Standard have made me a top pick for the Udderbelly festival, and say I'm "bemusing". I'll take that
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Duke and Duchess of Cambridge may be in Scotland just now, but the real news is happening in Blairgowrie. Cats rule
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If you want to see said non rammy, details are here . I'm just excited to be meeting Liz Lochhead.
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47% of Susan Calman's tweets are replies. This means 30 replies a week, mostly to @valmcdermid (131) and @AshleyMcGuire_ (103).
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RT @bennosaurus: @SusanCalman I always loved this song... Sesame Street "Healthy Foods" http://t.co/lzUS7jvmcc
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RT @londonisfunny: Self-RT of LiF's top 10 Udderbelly picks, with @docbrown88 @iandstone @SusanCalman @hellobuglers and lots more http:/ ...
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On @macaulayandco today, we're talking to Elaine C Smith and also asking "what food gets you through anything?" It's mac and cheese for me.
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Today on @macaulayandco we want to know the most frightening thing you've done. We're also talking pets, so tweet us pics of your animals!
