@sween Jason Sweeney
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Okay, go to sleep, America. You can play with your president tomorrow.
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Lots of people want a car that makes them *look* sexy, but only minivans prove you’ve actually *had* sex.
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Avril Lavigne is engaged to the lead singer of Nickelback. Because the world was running low on things to make fun of Canada with.
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If you’re coming to Canada to escape Obamacare, I feel bad for you son. We’ve got 99 problems but a lack of socialized medicine ain’t one.
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Jason Sweeney's 1.1M followers are from 92 countries and 753 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Marketing, Social Media, Author. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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I put my jeans in the dryer and now they can’t stop repeating old Steven Wright jokes.
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It’s snowing on first full day of spring, so if you see me bellowing at the sky like an Old Testament prophet, feel free to join in.
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Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational omelet station!
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Still waiting for my wife to endorse me for Lovemaking on LinkedIn.
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Jason Sweeney shares 2 links a week, mostly from iamyourcanadianboyfriend.com, mobro.co, kck.st, boingboing.net
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Like games? How about superpowers? HOW ABOUT A CARD GAME WHERE YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS? IT'S ALL MY DREAMS COME TRUE!
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Here’s really great Boing Boing article by @inthefade about Twitter “fame” and staying true to your voice.
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7% of Jason Sweeney's tweets are replies. This means 2 replies a week, mostly to @Moltz (2) and @daveshumka (2).
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RT @giromide: @sween Coffee does. Coffee does. http://t.co/Zx839dzNeA
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RT @damselesque: Rubber boots are like condoms. They’re great when they don’t leak.
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“@Notactuallyme: @sween You have a brilliant future in writing stuff everyone will skip over.” Thus making my Twitter stream “job training”.
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“@damselesque: Happy Birthday to @sween, the guy I’m currently married to.” I’m currently the luckiest man in the world.
