@TequilaTears Marcello Morello
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Giving a blow-job with a condom is like chewing bubble gum with the wrapper on. Only retards do it.
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I just got a tear drop tattoo on my dick b/c it murdered a vagina last night.
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Having sex with Snooki must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. If that hallway was orange, dirty, and in an abortion clinic.
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To impress a girl on a 1st date, rent a Ferrari. Then drive it off a bridge & try to save her. If you can't, whatever, you drove a Ferrari.
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Marcello Morello's 24.7K followers are from 54 countries and 287 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Marketing, Author. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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lol at people who say lets pre game. EIther we are getting fucking wasted or don't waste my time. I got brain cells to kill mama.
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When I grow up I want to look like my dick in your mouth.
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I don't have ADD actually, you're just a boring pile of steaming dog shit.
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Having sex with a girl on her period as you stick a celery stalk and horseradish in her mouth is called 'The Bloody Mary'.
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Marcello Morello shares 0 links a week, mostly from gothamcomedyclub.com, www.obnoxioustirade.com, Obnoxioustirade.com, www.GothamComedyClub.com, twaggies.com, yfrog.us,
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Rented 2 Jewish pornos. They were called 'Ewww, Get That Thing Away From Me 8." and "You Wish, It's Not Even Your Birthday! "
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If you want to see me perform stand-up at one of the most famous comedy clubs in America you can buy tickets here.
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Come see me perform stand-up at Gotham comedy club in NYC with @ProSexTips on September 19th. Get tickets here
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6% of Marcello Morello's tweets are replies. This means 3 replies a week, mostly to @Brasil_IS_Samba (16) and @HASHTAGHOFFA (10).
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RT @mintchevette: Nice being home. Thanks mom, for locking the liquor cabinet like I'm still 13. I'm an adult now so I'll just punch the ...
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RT @ObnoxiousTirade: Sat Sept29 9pm Obnoxious Comedy Karma #NYC @TequilaTears @Prosextips @MadisonMalloy @Travleblanc @Mykafox @EricICo ...
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RT @ObnoxiousTirade: I blew such a big load last night my girlfriend looked like Bill Murray in ghostbusters right after he killed the m ...
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RT @ProSexTips: Tomorrow I step on stage at Gotham Comedy Club at 8PM w/ @MadisonMalloy @ComedianTyRaney @TequilaTears @ohheyjesssager h ...
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.@starbucks Someone at one of your stores just drew a swastika on my cup instead of putting my name...
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TONIGHT I will be performing stand-up at the legendary Gotham comedy club with @Prosextips at 8pm. It's on 23rd street between 7th & 8th.
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I'll be performing with @prosextips at Gotham comedy club this Wednesday at 8pm. NYC come out and see me perform then get drunk with me.
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Me and @ProSexTips will be recording for my podcast today. Send in any questions you have and we will answer them on air.
