@TheTweetOfGod God
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Fuck it, I'm resigning too.
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THE NEW 10 PLAGUES 1. Homophobia 2. Bad wi-fi 3. Kardashians 4. Meth 5. Uggs 6. Hipsterism 7. CO2 8. Facebook 9. Indifference 10. Beyoncé
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The reason I didn't mention dinosaurs in the Bible is shut up.
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St. Patrick is already totally shit-faced.
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God's 669.9K followers are from 105 countries and 875 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Marketing, Author. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Next time you're not feeling sorry for yourself, remember: a lot of people have things much better than you.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
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Life would make a lot more sense if you could hear the laugh track.
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Siri doesn't threaten Me. She may know everything I do but she makes the classic rookie god/goddess mistake: she answers you.
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God shares 1 links a week, mostly from tinyurl.com, Tinyurl.com, whosay.com, ChristianMingle.com
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1% of God's tweets are replies. This means 1 replies a week, mostly to @QuimMonzo (13) and @rickygervais (4).
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RT @Amazon_Studios: #Browsers creator David Javerbaum on music, comedy & what makes his show different from Glee: http://t.co/YTpWq7q2y…
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RT @mr_manic: @TheTweetOfGod are you fucking kidding me?, using Gods name for comedy.... I pity you and your family... God help you... BAST…
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RT @TweetOfMrsGod: @TheTweetOfGod That joke about Jesus taking the wheel "with those wrists?" is AWFUL. He's here weeping! Granted he alway…
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RT @Optimistic_Riri: @TheTweetOfGod who are you to speak in the name of god you asshole
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I am so grateful to @rickygervais for all he's done to spread My word that I'm going to send him cookies every week in hell.
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No, the Vatican's smoke is NOT coming from burning gay pornography, @rickygervais. In fact their gay porn-burning furnace is zero-emission.
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If @rickygervais did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
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Not cool. RT "@pontifex So long suckers!"
