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@thewritertype paul bassett davies
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The police should use tranquilizer darts. When they've calmed everyone down, they can look for the lion. #EssexLion
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Very disappointed in iPhone 5. No toaster function, very difficult to have sex with and seems unable to raise the dead.
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If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say Good Morning in the first place.
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The difference between the Titanic centenary and the actual event is that there was a slim chance of getting away from the actual event.
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paul bassett davies's 10.5K followers are from 54 countries and 426 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Author, Writing.Audience Demographics
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Never apologize, never explain. Sorry, let me just clarify that... damn.
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Found a nesting pair of swivel eyed loons in my garden, but there's no danger as luckily they have no idea how to mate.
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I'm getting a tattoo to remind me of my mother. She was covered in them.
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To find your Tory Bigot name, change your name to Gerald Howarth.
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Here's a short story I wrote: "If I'm your imaginary friend, my friend, whose imaginary friend are you?" #writing
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Here's a story I wrote: #writing #stories #FridayReads
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Here's a new comic strip that I wrote: #comics
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NEW comic strip on my blog: 'Chilling - Tales From the Fridge' the full story: #comics
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27% of paul bassett davies's tweets are replies. This means 11 replies a week, mostly to @MooseAllain (17) and @TheSimonEvans (14).
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RT @scatatkins: jack straw is lying about Hillsborough as he lied about Iraq and Rendition. he's a fucking disgrace #panorama
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RT @TheRealBaglady: Yesterday was World IBD Day, and I realised we've still got a long way to go, so I wrote this. May contain swears. http…
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Good work from @TiernanDouieb in coming up with the #BritishStarWars thread.
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Happy Birthday and #FF @VenusDeMileage to whom I say, "I'll eat you last."
