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@timhawkinscomic Tim Hawkins
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They should make an album of songs done by each one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, telling their side of the story.
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I think we should get a day off work for every president's birthday. On Obama's birthday you send someone to work for you.
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Candy hearts - the sweet message should take your mind off the fact you're eating chalk.
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Did a kids' workout this morning. feeling the burn in my head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes.
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Tim Hawkins's 76.4K followers are from 23 countries and 216 cities. Their majority is interested in Husband, Christianity, Father, Churches. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
Plain tweets
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Just got pulled over in Nashville. The officer let me off with a warning after listening to his new demo.
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God will never give us anything so difficult that we can't find a way to make even more difficult.
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I forget what test my daughter is taking at school today, but it sounded pretty final.
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Please make a Lord of the Rings 4 and please let Phil from Duck Dynasty be Gandalf.
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Tim Hawkins shares 0 links a week, mostly from ow.ly, eepurl.com, youtu.be, bit.ly
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16% of Tim Hawkins's tweets are replies. This means 1 replies a week, mostly to @grumpymorning (3) and @HayBay411 (2).
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RT @bobsmileycomic: Lady feeding her kid just said, "Here comes the airplane!" The food went straight 2 the kids mouth so it wasn't an Amer…
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RT @FoxyGrampaa: As I've gotten older I seem to always be wearing shoes.
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RT @FoxyGrampaa: I enjoy taking a stroll through Hollister when I have really bad gas.
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RT @bobsmileycomic: I'm in 11C and the guy sitting next to me is clipping his toenails.
Mentions
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Enjoying myself @ the Daytona 500. The 500 stands for how many bad tattoo decisions I've seen so far.
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Car salesman asked what I charge to perform @ their company party, I was like, 'What do you want your payments to be?'
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Guy @ my show got his finger stuck in the communion cup hole and had to get it cut free. Thought you'd like to know.
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Traffic @ the mall is thicker & Santa smells like liquor He's 2 drunk to hohoho Let's just go Let's just go Let's just go
