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@TriciaLockwood Patricia Lockwood
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Why write a book when you can just go into the woods and let your smell be information for the wolves
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.@parisreview So is Paris any good or not
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Sext: I am a Dan Brown novel and you do me in my plot-hole. "Wow," I yell in ecstasy, "this makes no sense at all"
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Just found the following shocking item in my husband's search history: "nic cage kissing another nic cage"
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Patricia Lockwood's 19.3K followers are from 38 countries and 380 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Writing, Design. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Oogie Boogie made of butterflies
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After 14 hrs of driving Jason stepped out of the car & screamed because he saw his shadow & thought it was "a little child hugging his leg"
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Imagine how many gross fucking human beings are gonna compare the moon to "a fingernail clipping" or "a lock of baby's hair" tonight. Nasty
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"I'll show you Follow A Teen," growls Ribsy, as Henry Huggins saunters down the street with two steaks of pubetry in his pockets
Videos
![](http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/SQLALzirYxU/default.jpg "MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THAT ESSAY: this vid of a teen tryin to dunk in his mom\")
![](http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8r6D0pRWKeY/default.jpg "The videographer literally sat down and did this and now I will never get a date again and I\")
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Patricia Lockwood shares 1 links a week, mostly from emperoroficecreamcakes.blogspot.com, www.facebook.com, www.spdbooks.org, twitter.com, www.thermosmag.com, www.vice.com,
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Don Draper Poetry F*ck Man, Recap the First! "Hello I'm Don Draper. I Want To Do Death Right In Its Dark Hole"
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REMINDER THAT I WILL BE IN BOSTON THIS WEEK AND I'LL BE READING AT THE GREEN DRAGON ON THURSDAY NIGHT!
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Nice, NICE -- @carrielorig writes an EXTREMELY mindbending review of Balloon Pop Outlaw Black over at HTMLGIANT:
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50% of Patricia Lockwood's tweets are replies. This means 32 replies a week, mostly to @Hermit_Thrush (58) and @rare_basement (39).
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RT @steveroggenbuck: make something beautiful before you are dad
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RT @youarebananas: ah! and those not in Philadelphia can watch @TriciaLockwood at @kellywritershse online: http://t.co/5ItJ0NjEuU
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RT @youarebananas: Philadelphians & Twitter-ers: @TriciaLockwood speaks about Twitter at Penn's Kelly Writers House, tonight at 6! ( ...
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RT @chrisblue14: @TriciaLockwood But then they will just call her "the white baby". :(
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Home! Thanks so much to @kellywritershse for having me and to @citrusade for the invite and most of all thanks to my powerful teen audience
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I'm gonna call my @thingxinc recaps "Don Draper Poetry Fuck Man" and they are going to be ... VERY adsexual
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.@hersheys Please name a candy bar "Brown Moments." Tagline: "Make a moment so brown you can taste it"
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YES @gregerskine (in the form of @BotflyParty) and I are gonna livetweet "A Talking Cat!?!" tonight while pouring alcohol down our throats
